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mytooth.wav(210K) mytooth.mp3(210K) mytooth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd Christmas (Eric Christian Olsen): "Somebody chipped my tooth."
Harry Dunne (Derek Richardson): "How do you think I feel? Someone bit me in the forehead."
Lloyd: "Oh, no! You could've saved that for the tooth fairy."
Harry: "That's stupid. I happen to know my mom is the tooth fairy."
Lloyd: "Your mom is the tooth fairy?"
Harry: "Yeah."
Lloyd: "Wow, that is so cool."
Harry: "Yeah, she must do all the flying around when I'm asleep."
Lloyd: "Yeah."

treasuremap.wav(110K) treasuremap.mp3(110K) treasuremap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "Is that what I think it is?"
Harry: "Nope. It's a treasure map."
Lloyd: "Cool."
Harry: "My mom says it's somewhere in the school."
Lloyd: "Ooh, I don't know. I'm pretty familiar with the school and I've never seen that X before. Mm-hmm."

fourcolors.wav(88K) fourcolors.mp3(88K) fourcolors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Rachel Nichols): "It was either a feature on you or the new four-color ink pens at the student store."
Harry: "Four colors in one pen? Nah, that's impossible."

itsonlike.wav(39K) itsonlike.mp3(39K) itsonlike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "And now, it's on like Donkey Kong."

cantfeelmy.wav(137K) cantfeelmy.mp3(137K) cantfeelmy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "I taste's so good. I can't feel my face."
Lloyd: "(Slaps him)"
Harry: "Didn't hurt."
Lloyd: "(Slaps him)"
Harry: "Didn't hurt."
Lloyd: "(Slaps him)"
Harry: "I felt that."

mouthisfrozen.wav(96K) mouthisfrozen.mp3(96K) mouthisfrozen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "Harry, my mouth is frozen. I can't... I can't feel my lips. Harry they're frozen."

milkbubbles.wav(19K) milkbubbles.mp3(19K) milkbubbles.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "You're milk bubbles look nice, Jessica."

thatoutfit.wav(65K) thatoutfit.mp3(65K) thatoutfit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "I can't believe she's wearing that outfit."
Lloyd: "Yeah, the last time I wore those shorts, I got beat up."

extender.wav(160K) extender.mp3(160K) extender.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ms. Heller (Cheri Oteri): "Guess what's under these coconuts?"
Principal Collins (Eugene Levy): "What?"
Ms. Heller: "It's a surprise."
Principal Collins: "Well, I've got a little surprise for you."
Ms. Heller: "You got the extenter?"

specialbus.wav(149K) specialbus.mp3(149K) specialbus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "It's our own special bus, Harry."
Harry: "How do you know it's for us?"
Lloyd: "Because cool kids always sit in the back of the bus, Harry. And here every row is the back. We're all cool. Come on!"

nogoodtomedead.wav(33K) nogoodtomedead.mp3(33K) nogoodtomedead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ms. Heller: "Everyone find a partner. You're no good to me dead."

myname.wav(250K) myname.mp3(250K) myname.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "I like your outfit Mr. Polar Bear. Hmm. Okay, I'm just going to turn and walk away. Ahh! Okay, I'm watching you."
Jessica: "Harry?"
Harry: "Who told you my name?"
Jessica: "Harry? Harry?"
Harry: "(Startled)"

sofaggy.wav(218K) sofaggy.mp3(218K) sofaggy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "So, you gotta help me out, Lloyd. A real live date with a real live girl."
Lloyd: "Who cares? Chicks are for fags."
Harry: "I think she wants me to come over to put me in the right position to check out her delicates, whatever that means."
Lloyd: "Oh yeah, buddy, you're gonna get some."
Harry: "Some what?"
Lloyd: "You know. She'll be all over you like a barrelful of monkeys with that short skirt and that tight shirt. Ooh, it's so faggy I can't even think about it."

chicksare.wav(12K) chicksare.mp3(12K) chicksare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "Chicks are for fags."

sofaggy2.wav(66K) sofaggy2.mp3(66K) sofaggy2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "She'll be all over you like a barrelful of monkeys with that short skirt and that tight shirt. Ooh, it's so faggy I can't even think about it."

thatsgross.wav(33K) thatsgross.mp3(33K) thatsgross.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica: "Wipe your feet, my parents are totally anal."
Harry: "Oh, that's gross."

coveredinpoo.wav(32K) coveredinpoo.mp3(32K) coveredinpoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "Harry, why are you covered in poo?"

saywhatisay.wav(605K) saywhatisay.mp3(605K) saywhatisay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "Harry, can you hear me?"
Harry: "Yes."
Jessica: "Yes what?"
Lloyd: "No, don't answer me, say what I say."
Harry: "Okay."
Jessica: "Okay what?"
Lloyd: "You have beautiful eyes."
Harry: "You have beautiful eyes."
Jessica: "Thank you."
Lloyd: "Oh, hey. Where'd you come from?"
Harry: "Hey, where'd you come from?"
Jessica: "I was born in St. Louis."
Lloyd: "Do you want me to pet your head?"
Harry: "Well, do you want me to pet your head?"
Lloyd: "I bet you want your head scratched!"
Harry: "I bet you want your head scratched."
Jessica: "No, why? We still have a lot to talk about."
Lloyd: "I bet you want... Don't you snap at me! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!"
Harry: "Don't snap at me like that. You're lucky I don't punch you in the face."
Lloyd: "Oh, I remember you. How could I forget those big, hairy nipples?"
Harry: "Oh, I rember you. How could I for get those big hairy nipples?"
Lloyd: "I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here!"
Harry: "I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here!"
Jessica: "Harry!"
Lloyd: "Now what are you staring at, you ugly monkey?"
Harry: "Now what are you staring at, you ugly monkey?"

BLEEPeverywhere.wav(191K) BLEEPeverywhere.mp3(191K) BLEEPeverywhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica's Dad (Bob Sagat): "He bleep everywhere. There's bleep everywhere! Damnit! There's bleep on the windows! Oh, my god, my house is full of bleep! He bleep everywhere! Look what he did! He bleep all over the wall!"

supercoollloyd.wav(51K) supercoollloyd.mp3(51K) supercoollloyd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Back up Singers: "Lloyd. Lloyd."
Singer: "Super cool, Lloyd."

polarbear.wav(62K) polarbear.mp3(62K) polarbear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Little Girl (Tess Brewer): "Mommy, where's the Daddy polar bear?"
Mom (Jill Talley): "He was shot by a hunter, just like your father."

anymadder.wav(155K) anymadder.mp3(155K) anymadder.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Lloyd, I can't believe you. Just when I thought I couldn't get any madder at you, you do something like this. Get that polar bear outta my yard and up to my room."
Lloyd: "Okay, buddy."

cherryandgreen.wav(51K) cherryandgreen.mp3(51K) cherryandgreen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lloyd: "Ooh, they still have my two favorite flavors, cherry and green. Yeah."

suckit.wav(22K) suckit.mp3(22K) suckit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Store Clerk (Brian Posehn): "Ha ha ha ha, suck it."

chewbacca.wav(55K) chewbacca.mp3(55K) chewbacca.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "You're it."
Lloyd: "Are not."
Harry: "Are too."
Lloyd: "D2."
Harry: "Chewbacca."
Lloyd: "Oh, good one, Harry."

conspicuous.wav(175K) conspicuous.mp3(175K) conspicuous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "It's Jessica."
Lloyd: "Oh, must be her boyfriend's car."
Harry: "It's Principal Collins!"
Lloyd: "Principal Collins is Jessica's boyfriend? Oh, that totally makes sense. That's why she didn't want him to know that we were in his office the other night. He can't see us here. Quick, be conspicuous!"
Harry: "Conspicuous?"

likethepope.wav(110K) likethepope.mp3(110K) likethepope.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "NO wonder we both struck out with her. I mean how can we compete with the sexual power of a man who holds the man who occupies the highest office in the land?"
Lloyd: "Yeah, he'l like the Pope, Harry. I mean, like we're gonna snake a chick from the Pope."

inmyear.wav(107K) inmyear.mp3(107K) inmyear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Well, we were still hungry, so wo decided to get some desert. It was fun."
Lloyd: "Yeah, it was fun until Harry decided to put his weiner in my ear."
Harry: "Yeah, sorry about that."
Lloyd: "It's alright."

chicksare2.wav(22K) chicksare2.mp3(22K) chicksare2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Harry: "Remember, chicks are for fags."

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