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acrossstreet.wav(63K) acrossstreet.mp3(63K) acrossstreet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave Moss (Ed Harris): "I swear to God, Shel, I got half a mind to go across the street."
Shelley Levene (Jack Lemmon): "I got half a mind to go with you if they'd take me."

deadbeats.wav(22K) deadbeats.mp3(22K) deadbeats.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "I gotta call these deadbeats back."

theseleads.wav(263K) theseleads.mp3(263K) theseleads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Baby, I can't make a bleepdamn dollar with these leads, and you're killing my ass on the street."
John Williamson (Kevin Spacey): "I'm sorry you aren't happy here."
Dave: "Yes, well, that'v very cute but you're running this office like a bunch of bullbleep. You're on an override-- you make money, we make money."
John: "I'd like you to make more money."
Dave: "Then get me a better lead and don't go waste my time. A soles conference?"
John: "The strategy comes from downtown."
Dave: "Oh, the strategy? The strategy? Well, I think I'll pass."
John: "I wouldn't."
Dave: "Why is that?"
John: "When you come, then you'll see."

afterthemeeting.wav(303K) afterthemeeting.mp3(303K) afterthemeeting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "Shelley."
Shelley: "John."
John: "Are you ready to do or die tonight?"
Shelley: "Oh, yeah, always ready, John. Always ready, John. Now, one thing-- we were talking about the leads. I understand we got some new ones?"
John: "Yeah, that's what we're gonna talk about at the meeting."
Shelley: "We are? 'Cause I'm running into a little bit of a snag."
John: "Yes, I've seen your sales figures."
Shelley: "That's the leads, John. You give me a better lead..."
John: "That's what we're going to be talking about tonight."
Shelley: "'Cause I'm in a personal bind. You understand, personal problems. I could use a leg up."
John: "After the meeting."
Shelley: "I hear teh new Glengarry leads..."
John: "After the meeting, Shel."

wetoutthere.wav(55K) wetoutthere.mp3(55K) wetoutthere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky Roma (Al Pacino): "Wet out there tonight."
Shelley: "Uh-huh."
Ricky: "Wet out there tonight!"

copstoshoot.wav(111K) copstoshoot.mp3(111K) copstoshoot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "They say it was so hot downtown this afternoon grown men on the street corner were going up to cops begging the cops to shoot."

drinkalcohol.wav(321K) drinkalcohol.mp3(321K) drinkalcohol.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "They say you should not drink alcohol when it's so hot."
James Lingk (Jonathan Pryce): "Who says that?"
Ricky: "Something I read. For they say it dehydrates you. They say you should drink water, but I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion. If everyone thinks one thing, then I say bet the other way."
James: "Added to which you know they're wrong."
Ricky: "Well, that's what I'm saying."

yourattention.wav(949K) yourattention.mp3(949K) yourattention.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake (Alec Baldwin): "Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talking about what? You're talking about-- bitchin about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch don't want to buy land, somebody don't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth. Let's talk about something important. Are they all here?"
John: "All but one."
Blake: "Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm bleeping with you? I am not bleeping with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?"
Shelley: "Yeah."
Blake: "You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?"
Dave: "I don't got to listen to this bleep."
Blake: "You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is, you're fired. The bad news is you've got-- all of you've got-- just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight-- starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good."

thatcoffee.wav(218K) thatcoffee.mp3(218K) thatcoffee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm bleeping with you? I am not bleeping with you."

yourfired.wav(232K) yourfired.mp3(232K) yourfired.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "The good news is, you're fired. The bad news is you've got-- all of you've got-- just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight-- starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good."

thirdprize.wav(150K) thirdprize.mp3(150K) thirdprize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

youcantclose.wav(155K) youcantclose.mp3(155K) youcantclose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close bleep, you are bleep! Hit the briks, pal, and beat it, 'cause you are goint out!"

leadsareweak.wav(217K) leadsareweak.mp3(217K) leadsareweak.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelly: "The leads are weak."
Blake: "The leads are weak? The bleeping leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years."
Dave: "What's your name?"
Blake: "bleep you-- that's my name! You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!"

getthemtosign.wav(177K) getthemtosign.mp3(177K) getthemtosign.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "You can't play in the man's game? You can't close them? Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one think caunts in this life-- get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me you bleeping faggots?"

whichisdotted.wav(33K) whichisdotted.mp3(33K) whichisdotted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!"

youhearmeyou.wav(24K) youhearmeyou.mp3(24K) youhearmeyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "You hear me you bleeping faggots?"

alwaysbeclosing.wav(117K) alwaysbeclosing.mp3(117K) alwaysbeclosing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "A-B-C. A-- Always, B-- Be, C-- Closing. Always Be Closing. Always Be Closing!"

aidaattention.wav(217K) aidaattention.mp3(217K) aidaattention.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention-- Do I have you attention? Interest-- Are you interested? I know you are, because it's bleep or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision-- Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action."

gonnatakeit.wav(189K) gonnatakeit.mp3(189K) gonnatakeit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "A-I-D-A. Get out there-- you got the prospects coming in. You think the came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't wask on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?"

workhere.wav(118K) workhere.mp3(118K) workhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "Nice guy? I don't give a bleep. Good father? bleep you, go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close!"

thisisabuse.wav(148K) thisisabuse.mp3(148K) thisisabuse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you bleepsucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave."

15000dollars.wav(88K) 15000dollars.mp3(88K) 15000dollars.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "I can go out there tonight-- the materials you got-- make myself $15,000. Tonight in two hours! Can you?"

getmadyou.wav(27K) getmadyou.mp3(27K) getmadyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "Get mad, you son of a bitches, get mad!"

brassballs.wav(87K) brassballs.mp3(87K) brassballs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate."

realestate.wav(238K) realestate.mp3(238K) realestate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "Go and do likewise, gents. The money's out there-- you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out on those sits tonight and close-- close-- it's yours. Not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying. Bunch of losers sittin around in a bar, 'Oh youh, I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.'"

thenewleads.wav(246K) thenewleads.mp3(246K) thenewleads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers."

goodluck.wav(34K) goodluck.mp3(34K) goodluck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it."

asafavor.wav(165K) asafavor.mp3(165K) asafavor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Blake: "And to answer your question, pal-- 'Why am I here?' I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said 'The real favor-- follow my advice and fire your bleeping ass, because a loser is a loser.'"

theresthedoor.wav(194K) theresthedoor.mp3(194K) theresthedoor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "Gentlemen, you heard the man."
Dave: "What is this in aid of?"
John: "As of tonight--"
Dave: "Now, what is this? Excuse me."
John: "Excuse me. What it's in aid of is that Mitch and Murray are finding--"
Dave: "bleep Mitch and Murray! bleep 'em! I'm doing my job, I got to put up with this childishness?"
John: "I don't make up the rules. I'm paid to run the office. You don't like the rules, Dave? There's the door!"

thegoodleads.wav(565K) thegoodleads.mp3(565K) thegoodleads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "As you heard, end of the month, top salesman on the board gets the Eldorado. Next man down gets the--"
Shelley: "What about the good leads?"
John: "The leads I've given you."
Shelley: "But these leads are bleep. They're old-- I've seen that name 100 times."
John: "Well, the leads are assigned randomly."
Shelley: "What about the new leads, huh? The new leads, the Glengarry leads."
John: "I've got them. I'm going to hang onto them. And they'll be assigned to closers, based on the sales volume, first to Roma."
Dave: "Where is Roma?"
John: "Don't you worry about Roma. He'll get his leads, you've got yours."
Dave: "He's top name on the beard, so he doesn't have to be here for this bleep?"
John: "That's correct! And as the hoer is waning, I suggest you-- those of you who are interested in a continuing job with this organization, get to work."
Dave: "This is garbage. Bullbleep."
John: "Thank you for your attention."
Dave: "Bullbleep! How am I supposed to close these? Look at this. I've had this guy before. I've been to his house twice."
George Aaronow (Alan Arkin): "I can't-- I-- I-- I can't-- I can't close this stuff."

icantcloseem.wav(528K) icantcloseem.mp3(528K) icantcloseem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Bunch of bleeping nonsence, huh?"
George: "I can't close them."
Dave: "Nobody can close 'em."
George: "They're old."
Dave: "They're ancient-- a bunch of bleeping nonsense. Get some jerk to come in here and--"
George: "Sometimes just think, you know, I wonder if I belong in this business."
Dave: "Send a guy out there, no support, no confidence."
George: "Then I say, nobody can close 'em. Then I look at Roma."
Dave: "Roma-- bleep Roma. Had a freak-- a couple, you know, a little run of luck. The leads are garbage."
George: "Then I say-- Then I say, why give him the good leads? He doesn't need 'em."
Dave: "You giong out?"
George: "Yeah. I have to go out. I can't make a sit."
Dave: "Have you tried?"
George: "Yeah, something-- something's wrong with me. You know, what is it? I can't push through."
Dave: "Get your coat on. You're coming out with me."
George: "Something in me."
Dave: "Forget it."
George: "I try, I try."
Dave: "I said forget it, come on."
George: "I can't close 'em."

moneystight.wav(1248K) moneystight.mp3(1248K) moneystight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "The thing of it is, money's tight. When times are tight, it don't do no good to throw around 'Just go out and sell.' You can threaten a man all you want, you can't whip a dead horse."
George: "Nope."
Dave: "All this garbage, 'Sell 10,000, you win a Cadillac; you lose, we're gonna fire your ass.' It's-- No, it,s medievil."
George: "Yes."
Dave: "It's wrong."
George: "Yes."
Dave: "Yes, it is, and you know who's responsible?"
George: "Who?"
Dave: "You know who it is. It's Mitch and Murray, 'cause it don't have to be this way."
George: "No."
Dave: "Look at Jerry Graff. He's clean, he's doing business for himself, he's got that, you know, that list, with the nurses. See? You see? That's thinking. Why take a 10%? A 10% sales commission? Why aro we giving the rest away? What are we giving 90% for? For nothing. For some jerk sit in the office telling us, 'Get out there and close, go win a Cadillac.' Graff, he goes out there and buys. He pays top dollas. You see?"
George: "Yes."
Dave: "For the leads-- that's thinking. Now, he's got the leads, he goes in business for himself. That's what? That's thinking. Who? Who's got a steady job, a regular job, a couple of bucks nobody's touched, who?"
George: "Nurses."
Dave: "Graff goes and buys a bleeping list of nurses. One grand, he paid two , I'll eat my hat. 4,000 or 5,000 nurses, he's going wild."
George: "He is?"
Dave: "Yeah, he's diong very well."
George: "I heard they were running cold."
Dave: "The nurses?"
George: "Yeah."
Dave: "You hear a lot of things, don't you. He's doing very well. He's doing very well."
George: "With River Oaks?"
Dave: "River Oaks, Brook Farms. All that bleep. Somebody told me-- you knom what he's clearing, himself? 14, 15 grand a week."
George: "Himself?"
Dave: "That's what I'm saying. Why? He's got the leads. He's got the good leads. What are we? We're sitting in the bleep here. Why? Because we gotta go to them to get them. Huh? 90% of our sales we're paying to the office for the leads."
George: "Well, there's our leads, there's the overhead, there's the phones, there's a lot of stuff."
Dave: "What do you need? A telephone? Some broad to say, 'Good morning'? Nothing. It's the leads. The whole thing is the leads, you understand me? You can't sell to a viod. You got to get a bleepdamn person. You get a lead, you get a person-- I'll go in ther and sell 'em. Otherwise, what do they want from my life?"

cantclose.wav(710K) cantclose.mp3(710K) cantclose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "I've got a little bit of a problem here, John."
John: "Yeah, I'm closing up the office."
Shelley: "Come across the street have a drink with me."
John: "I've got to get home."
Shelley: "Hey, do me the courtesy, huh, five minutes? Just five minutes."
John: "I am trying to get home for two hours. I've got to go home, grab one hour with my kids, come back here, see if any of you closed a contract, take the contract to the bank."
Shelley: "Wait, John. How about one minute? How about one minute, huh?"
John: "What is it?"
Shelley: "I can't close these leads."
John: "Then move on."
Shelley: "Don't jump! Hey, don't jump out of your managen bag a socond. Huh? It's just two guys talking, am I right? We're just talking. You got the now leads. If you would just give me-- Now just hold on--"
John: "The Glengarry leads, Mitch and Murray told me, are to be assigned only to closers."
Shelley: "Hold on a second."
John: "If you give me the good leads--"
Shelley: "Yeah, Shelley, you blew the last good one I gave you."
John: "No, hold on, John. No, hold on a minute, will you, please? I did not blow'em. One kicked out. One, I closed."
Shelley: "You didn't close it."
John: "Would you listen to me? Please. I closed that bleepsucker! His ex, John, his ex-- I didn't even know he was married. The judge invalidated it."
Shelley: "Shelley--"
John: "What was that job, huh? Bad luck. That's all it was. I pray on your life you never find it. It runs in streaks. Oh boy, that's what it's doing, that's all it does-- streaks. I pray that it misses you and that's all I have to say."

lookatthesheets.wav(669K) lookatthesheets.mp3(669K) lookatthesheets.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "Look at the sheets. Look at the sheets. 1987, '88, '89-- six months in '89-- who's on top?"
John: "Roma."
Shelley: "Under him?"
John: "Moss."
Shelley: "Oh, bullbleep-- bullbleep, John! April to september it's me. It's no bleeping Moss. Due respect, he's an order-taker. Oh, talk-- Ooh, talks a good game, but look on the board, it's me."
John: "Not lately it isn't."
Shelley: "Not latel-- Well, lately-- kiss my ass, lately. Look, you call Murray and you call Mitch-- when we were on Peterson, who do you think bought the new car, huh? Call Mitch. The Seville? Oh, he came in here-- 'You bought that for me, fella.' And out of what? Hey, look at me! Out of what? Nothing! Cold calling. You want to talk abuot a sale? You are really beginning to burn my ass, kid. I can't get a lead, you-- It was skill, John. It could be working for you, you want to throw it away."
John: "It isn't me."
Shelley: "Oh, it's not you? Gee, I wonder who it is? Who the bleep am I talking to? Now look, I need the leads to sell--"
John: "After the contest. After the 30th."
Shelley: "Bullbleep, 'After the contest.' If I'm not up on that board by the 30th, they're going to can my ass."

ineedthose.wav(167K) ineedthose.mp3(167K) ineedthose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "I need those leads and I need 'em now or I'm out. You're going to miss me. I swear to you, you will miss me."

icantdoit.wav(737K) icantdoit.mp3(737K) icantdoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "Let me tell you something, Shelley. I do what I'm hired to do. You might do the same."
Shelley: "Jesus."
John: "Now wait a second! I'm hired to watch the leads, to marshal my sales force. I'm given a policy. My job is to do that. What I'm told--"
Shelley: "Marshal your sales force?"
John: "Now wait a second. Anybody fall below a certain mark, I'm directed. I'm not permitted to give them the premium leads."
Shelley: "How do they rise above that mark? With dreck? With this toilet paper you're giving me? You give me one premium lead and I could make a--"
John: "Do you know what the premium leads cost?"
Shelley: "Do I know what the premium leads cost? Yeah, I know what they cost. I generated the sufficient dollar revenue to buy them. But I can not sell bleep! Jesus. And I've seen these before, you know. Christ, I saw these back-- Homestead-- 1985, we pitched these bleepsuckers Baywater. They couldn't buy a bleeping toaster. They're broke. They're deadbeats. Hey, look, just give me some leads that don't come out of a phonebook. Huh? You give me something hotter than that and I can close it. It's just a streak. I'm gonna turn it around. Hey, I need your help."
John: "I can't do it, Shelley."

10percent.wav(528K) 10percent.mp3(528K) 10percent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "I'll give you 10%."
John: "Of what?"
Shelley: "My end, what I close. You give me the premium leads, you're in for 10% of what I close."
John: "And what if you don't close?"
Shelley: "I will close."
John: "What if you don't close?"
Shelley: "I will close!"
John: "What if you don't, you understand? Then I'm bleeped. You think you're the only guy with a family? You see what I'm saying to you?"
Shelley: "John--"
John: "I step out and you don't close, then it's my job. Then I'm bleeped."
Shelley: "I will close! Now, 10%, John-- I can get hot, you know that."
John: "Not lately you can't."
Shelley: "Now, that's defeatist-- bleep it! Go mith me. Get on my side and let's do something. You want to run this office? You heard what the man said, 'Attack.' Let's do something. Huh?"
John: "20%."
Shelley: "All right."
John: "And 50 bucks a lead."
Shelley: "Oh, bleep."
John: "No?"
Shelley: "Oh."

glenross.wav(639K) glenross.mp3(639K) glenross.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Remember when we were-- when we were selling Glen Ross Farms? Didn't we sell a bunch of that?"
George: "Yeah, they came in, you know--"
Dave: "They bleeped it up."
George: "They did."
Dave: "They killed the goose."
George: "They did."
Dave: "And now--"
George: "We're stuck with this--"
Dave: "Stuck with this bleeping bleep."
George: "This bleep."
Dave: "It's too--"
George: "It is."
Dave: "You get a bad month--"
George: "You're on this--"
Dave: "They put you on this board."
George: "I-- I--"
Dave: "Some contest board."
George: "I--"
Dave: "It's not right."
George: "It's not right to the customers."
Dave: "I know, it's-- hey. What did I leard as a kid on Western? You don't sell a guy one car. Sell him five cars over 15 years."
George: "That's right."
Dave: "You're bleepdamn right, it's right. Guys come in-- 'Oh, the bla, blah, blah. I know what I'll do. I'll go out and rob everybody blind and go to Argentina 'cause nobody ever thought of this before.' So they killed the goose and the man who's worked all his life ha gotta--"
George: "That's right."
Dave: "He's got to cower in his boots--"
George: "Boots, yes."
Dave: "For some bleeping 'Sell 10,000, win the steak knives.'"
George: "What, uh, what do you do?"
Dave: "What can you do?"
George: "What can you do if you don't have the leads? If you do not have the bleepdamn leads!"

noconfidence.wav(313K) noconfidence.mp3(313K) noconfidence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "You know, if they get you on a bad beat-- If they get you on-- and you got to go out there and get a new job--"
George: "With no-- with no--"
Dave: "With no confidence--"
George: "Yes."
Dave: "I'll tell you what the hard part is-- is to stop thinking like the bleepdamn slave. You say the Nazis in Europe-- If they came to my door, I'd-- You know, well, bullbleep, the time is now. What do you do now? Some guy pissing in your face. bleepsucker! --wants to break your rice bowl. Mitch and Murray, bleep you. What I say-- bleep you! Sitting on the good leads."

hardpart.wav(196K) hardpart.mp3(196K) hardpart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Gorge, we're men here."
George: "Yes."
Dave: "And I'll tell you. I'll tell you what the hard part is."
George: "What?"
Dave: "Starting up. Standing up. Breaking free of this bullbleep, this enslavement to some guy, cause he's got the upper hand."

compartments.wav(63K) compartments.mp3(63K) compartments.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "All train compartments smell vaguely of bleep. It gets so that you don't mind it."

youdontdo.wav(507K) youdontdo.mp3(507K) youdontdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "When you die you're gonna regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm gonna tell you something. We're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife, you did it. Live with it. You bleep little girl, so be it. There's a n absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. You think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me."

takeadump.wav(30K) takeadump.mp3(30K) takeadump.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Did you ever take a dump, made you feel like you'd just slept for 12 hours?"

greatmeals.wav(124K) greatmeals.mp3(124K) greatmeals.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Great meals fade in reflection. Everything else gains. You know why? 'Cause it's only food. This bleep we put in us, it keeps us going. It's only food."

themoment.wav(154K) themoment.mp3(154K) themoment.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "What I'm saying, what is our life? Our life is loking forward or it's looking back. That's it. That's our life. Where's the moment?"

soafraidof.wav(195K) soafraidof.mp3(195K) soafraidof.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "And what is it we're so afraid of? Loss, what else? The bank closes. We get sick. My wife died on a plane. The stock macket collapsed. What of these things happened? None of them. We worry anyway. Why?"

justtalking.wav(1115K) justtalking.mp3(1115K) justtalking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "What could we get for them?"
Dave: "For them?"
George: "For the leads."
Dave: "What could we get for the leads? I don't know. 10 bucks a throw. 15 maybe. I don't know. For the leads, you saying? Say somebody took them, went to Jerry Graff."
George: "Yeah. How many leads do we have?"
Dave: "The Glengarry? The premium leads? I've got to think they've got 500. Say 500 leads."
George: "You're saying that a fell a could take those leads and sell them to graff?"
Dave: "The leads to Graff. Yes. I wa saying-- yeah. A guy could take-- like anything else, it seams to me, that is negotiable, a guy could sell them."
George: "How do you know he'd buy them?"
Dave: "Because I worked for him."
George: "You didn't talk to him?"
Dave: "No. What do you mean? Did I talk to him about this?"
George: "Yeah. Are you just talking about this, or are we just talking abut it?"
Dave: "Yeah, we're just speaking about it."
George: "Speaking about it a an idea?"
Dave: "Yes."
George: "We're not actually talking about it."
Dave: "No."
George: "Talking about it as a-- as a robbery."
Dave: "As a robbery? No."
George: "Well."
Dave: "Hey."
George: "So all this-- you didn't actually-- you didn't actually call Graff? You didn't talk to him?"
Dave: "Not actually, no."
George: "You didn't."
Dave: "No, not actually."
George: "Did you?"
Dave: "What did I say?"
George: "What did you say?"
Dave: "I said, not actually. bleep you care, George? We're just talking."
George: "We are?"
Dave: "Yes."
George: "Because, uh-- because it's a crime."
Dave: "Robbery. That's right. It is a crime. It's also very safe."
George: "You're actually talking about this."
Dave: "That's right."
George: "You're gonna steal the leads."
Dave: "Have I said that?"
George: "Are you?"
Dave: "Did I say that?"
George: "Did you talk to Graff?"
Dave: "What did I say?"
George: "What'd he say?"
Dave: "What did he say?"
George: "He'd buy them."

gonnasteal.wav(355K) gonnasteal.mp3(355K) gonnasteal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "You're gonna steal the-- You're gonna steal the Glengarry leads and sell them to Graff?"
Dave: "Yes."
George: "What's he gonna pay?"
Dave: "He figures there's 500 leads, let's say 10 bucks apiece, that's $2,500 each."
George: "Each? Each?"
Dave: "That's right, George."
George: "Wait, you're saying me?"
Dave: "No, you and me. Yeah. That's exactly what I'm saying. $2,500 apiece. You and me for one night's work, and a job vith Graff working the primium leads."
George: "A job with Graff?"
Dave: "Is that what I said?"
George: "He'd give me a job?"
Dave: "He could take you on? Yes."

youlistened.wav(544K) youlistened.mp3(544K) youlistened.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "When they come to me, if I have to go in there, and if i get caught-- they come to me--"
George: "You don't have to go in."
Dave: "I have to go in, see? That's something I have to do."
George: "Why?"
Dave: "Why? Are you gonna give me $7,500?"
George: "75? I thought we were splitting five grand."
Dave: "I lied, all right? Your end is 25, my end is my own concern. Now, stick with me here. If they come tome, I'm caught, they're going to ask me who were accomplices."
George: "Me."
Dave: "Absolutely?"
George: "That's rediculous."
Dave: "Well, to the law, you're an accessory before the fact."
George: "I didn't ask to be."
Dave: "Well, it's tough luck, George, because you are."
George: "Why, because you just told me about it?"
Dave: "That's right."
George: "Why are you doing this to me, Dave? Why are you talking this way to me? I don't understand. Why are you doing this at all?"
Dave: "None of your bleeping business, pal. Just in or out? You tell me. You're out, you take the concequences."
George: "I do?"
Dave: "That's right."
George: "And why is that?"
Dave: "Because you listened."

thingsthings.wav(387K) thingsthings.mp3(387K) thingsthings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Things. Things. You know?"
James: "Mm-hmm."
Ricky: "It's just you try to stave insecurity. You can't do it."
James: "No."
Ricky: "No. That's what I'm telling you. Stocks, bonds, objects of art, real estate, what are they? An opportunity. To what? To make money? Perhaps. To lose money? Perhaps. To indulge and learn about ourselves? Perhaps. So bleeping what? What is it? They're an opportunity. That's all they are. They're an event."

youfiledit.wav(257K) youfiledit.mp3(257K) youfiledit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it. It went downtown. Now you owe me the car."
John: "The robbery makes difficult--"
Ricky: "bleep you! You owe me the car! See, 'cause this is how we keep score, bubby. You told me, 'Close thus, and so you get the car.' I got it. "
: "Would you excuse us please?"
Ricky: "You hear what I said? Do you hear what I said? Hey, pal, your excuses are your own!"

owemethecar.wav(22K) owemethecar.mp3(22K) owemethecar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "bleep you! You owe me the car!"

yourexcuses.wav(40K) yourexcuses.mp3(40K) yourexcuses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Hey, pal, your excuses are your own!"

theboard.wav(367K) theboard.mp3(367K) theboard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "How are you?"
George: "I'm fine. You mean the board? You mean on the board?"
Ricky: "Uh, yes. Okay. The board."
George: "I'm bleeped on the board. I can't-- I can't-- See, I ca-- My mind must be on other places, 'cause I can't uh--"
Ricky: "What? You can't do what?"
George: "I can't close them."
Ricky: "Well, they're old. Look, look, look, look at this bleep they're giving you. Huh?"
George: "Yes."
Ricky: "Huh?"
George: "They are old."
Ricky: "They're ancient."
George: "Yeah, Clear--"
Ricky: "Clear Meadown. This bleep's dead."
George: "It is dead."
Ricky: "Waste of time."
George: "Yes."

imnogood.wav(84K) imnogood.mp3(84K) imnogood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "I'm no bleeping good."
Ricky: "Hey, bleep that bleep, George. You had a bad month. You're a good man, George."
George: "I am?"
Ricky: "Yeah, you had a bad streak."

gottogoback.wav(120K) gottogoback.mp3(120K) gottogoback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Look at this. 15 units, Mountain View, the bleeping things get stolen."
George: "He said he's filed--"
Ricky: "He filed the big one. He filed the guy from the bar. That I closed last night. All the little ones, I got to go back."

talktothecop.wav(50K) talktothecop.mp3(50K) talktothecop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Great, we have tho talk to the cop. Another waste of time."

thecopsarent.wav(336K) thecopsarent.mp3(336K) thecopsarent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "The cops aren't going to find the guy?"
Ricky: "Nope."
George: "Why do you think so?"
Ricky: "Why, because they are stupid. Where were you last night?"
George: "Where were you?"
Ricky: "Where was I? I was at home."
George: "Yeah."
Ricky: "I was at home."
George: "Where were you?"
Ricky: "At home."
George: "See? Were you the guy who broke in?"
Ricky: "Was I?"
George: "Yes."
Ricky: "No."
George: "Then don't sweat it, George. You know why?"
Ricky: "No."
George: "You have nothing to hide."
Ricky: "When I talk to the police, I get nervous."
George: "Yes, you know who doesn't?"
Ricky: "No, who?"
George: "Thieves."
Ricky: "But, I don't know what I'm going to tell them."
George: "The truth, George. Always tell them the truth. It's the easiest thing to remember."

todeadbeats.wav(221K) todeadbeats.mp3(221K) todeadbeats.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Patel? Ravidam Patel? How am I going to make a living on these deadbeats? Where'd you get this from, the morgue?"
John: "Look, I'm--"
Ricky: "Come on! What's the point? What's the bleeping point in any case? I got to argue with you, I got to knock heads with the cops, I'm busting my balls to sell your dirt to deadbeats. Money in the mattress."

contractssafe.wav(176K) contractssafe.mp3(176K) contractssafe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "I come back, you can't even keep the contracts safe. I got to go out-- bleep this bleep. I'm going to go out and re-close last week's stuff."
John: "No, no, no, the word from Murray is leave them alone. If he needs a new sig, he'll go out himself."
Ricky: "Murray's gonna go out?"
John: "Yeah, he'll be the president of the company just come in from out of town, all right?"

imwaitingfor.wav(300K) imwaitingfor.mp3(300K) imwaitingfor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Okay, okay, okay. Give me this bleep."
John: "I'm giving you three leads."
Ricky: "Three? No, I count two, John."
John: "There's three leads there."
Ricky: "Patel? bleep you. bleeping shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him 'Sign the deal' he wouldn't sign. And the god Vishnu, too, into the barga-- bleep you, John. You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an bleephole. I find out whose bleeping cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and figure out a way to have your ass-- bleep you! I'm waiting for the new leads!"

imwaitingforthe.wav(42K) imwaitingforthe.mp3(42K) imwaitingforthe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "bleep you! I'm waiting for the new leads!"

getthechalk.wav(142K) getthechalk.mp3(142K) getthechalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "Get the chalk! Hey! Get the chalk! Get the cha-- I did it. I closed 'em. I closed the bleepsucker. Get the chalk. Put me on the board, John. Put me on the Cadillac board! Huh? Williamson, hey, pick up the bleeping chalk."

gotolunch.wav(48K) gotolunch.mp3(48K) gotolunch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "You bet your ass. Who want's to go to lunch, huh? Who want's to go to lunch? I'm buyin'."

findamap.wav(45K) findamap.mp3(45K) findamap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Cop couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map. Anybody who talks to this bleephole is a bleeping bleephole."

themachine.wav(56K) themachine.mp3(56K) themachine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Who said 'bleep the machine.'?"
Dave: "bleep the machine? bleep the machine? bleep the machine!"

youweresaying.wav(1064K) youweresaying.mp3(1064K) youweresaying.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "You're bleeped, Rick. Are you bleeping nuts? You're hot, so you think you're the ruler of this place."
Shelley: "Now, wait a minute, Dave."
Dave: "Shut up!"
Shelley: "Okay."
Dave: "You want to decide who should be delt with how, is that it? I come in the bleeping office today, I get humiliated by some jag-off cop. I get accused of-- I get the bleep thrown in my face by you, you genuine bleep, because you're top name on the board?"
Ricky: "Is that what I did, Dave? I Humiliated you? Oh my god, I'm sorry."
Dave: "Sitting on top of the world. Sitting on top of the world. Everything's bleeping peach fuzz."
Ricky: "And I don't get a moment to spare for some bust-out humanitarian down on his luck lately?"
Dave: "bleep you!"
Ricky: "bleep you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week; How muck you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! 'Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it.' Whoof. You're pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how bleeped-up you are!"
Dave: "Who's my pal, Ricky? Hmm? And what are you, Ricky, huh, Bishop Sheen? What the bleep are you, Mr. Slick? Who-- What the bleep are you, 'Friend to the working man'? Big deal! bleep you! You got the memory of a bleeping fly! I never liked you, anyway."
Ricky: "What is this, your farewell speach?"
Dave: "I'm going home."
Ricky: "Your farewell to the troops?"
Dave: "I'm not going home. I'm going to Wisconsin."
Ricky: "Have a good trip."
Dave: "Aw, bleep you! bleep the lot of you! bleep you all!"
Ricky: "You were saying?"
Shelley: "Huh?"

peachfuzz.wav(148K) peachfuzz.mp3(148K) peachfuzz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "I get the bleep thrown in my face by you, you genuine bleep, because you're top name on the board?"
Ricky: "Is that what I did, Dave? I Humiliated you? Oh my god, I'm sorry."
Dave: "Sitting on top of the world. Sitting on top of the world. Everything's bleeping peach fuzz."

abigmouth.wav(205K) abigmouth.mp3(205K) abigmouth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "bleep you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week; How muck you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! 'Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it.' Whoof. You're pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how bleeped-up you are!"

BLEEPedupyouare.wav(26K) BLEEPedupyouare.mp3(26K) BLEEPedupyouare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Ooh, how bleeped-up you are!"

BLEEPyou.wav(15K) BLEEPyou.mp3(15K) BLEEPyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "bleep you!"

thememoryof.wav(23K) thememoryof.mp3(23K) thememoryof.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "You got the memory of a bleeping fly!"

neverliked.wav(15K) neverliked.mp3(15K) neverliked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "I never liked you anyway."

thelotofyou.wav(46K) thelotofyou.mp3(46K) thelotofyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Aw, bleep you! bleep the lot of you! bleep you all!"

bruceharriett.wav(1205K) bruceharriett.mp3(1205K) bruceharriett.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "'Bruce, Harriett, what we have to admit to ourselves that we see that opportunity and take it.' Right, and that's it. Now, we just sit there. I got my pen out."
Ricky: "'Always Be Closing.'"
Shelley: "Oh, god, that's what I've been saying, the old ways. Right? Convert that motherbleeper, sell him, make him sign the check. Now, they got their money in government bonds. I said to myself 'bleep it, let's go all the way, huh, the whole route.' I take it and plan it out, eight units, 82 grand, and I say to them, 'This is now. This is that thing that you have been dreaming of. You are gonna find the suitcase on the train. The man walks in the room, that bag is filled with money. Harriet, this is it, and Bruce, I don't want to bleep around with you. No, I don't. I don't want to pussyfoot around, huh. You think you got to look back on this thing? I do, too. Now, I'm here to do good for you and me, the both of us. What is the point of some interim position? The only arrangement I will accept is full investment. And I mean it, that's it, all eight units, period.' Now I got the pen in my hand, Rick. Hey, I turned that contract around, 'That's eight units, 82 grand' and I said, 'Now, I want you to sign.' I sat there five minutes. Then I sat-- 22 minutes by that kitchen clock on the wall. Ricky, not a word, not a motion. And what am I thinking, 'Is my arm getting tired?', no. I did in. Just like the old days, just like I used to, like I was taught. I did it."
Ricky: "Like you taught me."
Shelley: "Oh, hey, nobody ever-- well, if I did, I'm glad. No, what I did, I locked on 'em. I locked all on them, nothing on me, on them. And oh god, I am holding my last thought, 'Now is the time.' They signed."

greatsale.wav(546K) greatsale.mp3(546K) greatsale.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "It was great. It was so bleeping great. It was like they wilted all at once."
Ricky: "Mmm."
Shelley: "No gesture, nothing, just together. Honest to god, they both kind of imperceptibly slumped. And then he reached and he took the pen and he signed, passed it to her and she signed. It was solemn, bleeping solemn. I let it sit, and then I nodded. I said, 'Harriett, Bruce,' then I pointed into the living room to the sideboard. I didn't know there was a bleepin' sideboard in there. He went over, he brought us back a drink, in little shot glasses, you know, with a pretty design in 'em, the little-- And we just toasted in silence."
Ricky: "Great sale, Shelley. Great."

sendmeout.wav(76K) sendmeout.mp3(76K) sendmeout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "bleep, send me out! Come on, give me leads! Williamson, sond me out!"
John: "The leads are coming."
Shelley: "Get 'em to me."

atyourjob.wav(98K) atyourjob.mp3(98K) atyourjob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "Oh, bleep you. You do not know your job. Do you know that? A man is his job. You are bleeped at yours, you hjar what I'm saying to you?"

gonnafireme.wav(219K) gonnafireme.mp3(219K) gonnafireme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "You do not know how to run this office. You haven't got the sense. You haven't got the balls. Have you ever been on a sat? Has this bleepsucker ever been on a sit? Did you ever sit with a customer?"
John: "If I were you, I would calm down."
Shelley: "Oh, would you? Oh, my god, what are you gonna do, fire me? Ooh, ooh, Rick, ooh."
John: "It's not impossible."
Shelley: "Oh, really? On an $80,000 day? And what, it's not even noon yet."
Ricky: "You closed 'em today?"

sayingtoyou.wav(171K) sayingtoyou.mp3(171K) sayingtoyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "What I'm saying to you is that things chance. And that's where you bleep up because you don't know you can't look back. You don't see who's coming. Maybe it's someone new, huh? Maybe it's someone else, but you don't know, you can't look back because you don't know your history."

thetopman.wav(660K) thetopman.mp3(660K) thetopman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "When we were on Rio Rancho, who was the top man, huh? For what, oh, two months, three months? How about eight months, for three years in a row! Huh? On what, luck, was that it, John? Or purloined bleeping leads? It was talent!"
Ricky: "Yes."
Shelley: "Door to door. It's called 'cold calling,' John. Shit, I don't even know their name. They don't want to buy what I've got. Soft sell-- Shit, we were doing it before we had a name for it. Am I right?"
Ricky: "You're right, you're right, Shel."
Shelley: "You wouldn't you cock-- Jesus, he doesn't even know what a streak is. What the hell are you? You're a bleeping secretary. bleep you! Yeah, that's my message to you, bleep you and kiss my ass. And if you don't like that, baby, I go across the street and speak to Jerry Graff. Period. bleep you. Now, listen to me, you put me on that bleeping board and I want three promissing leads for today, and I don't want any bullbleep about 'em, and I want 'em close together, because I am going to close them all. And that's all I have to say to you."
Ricky: "He's right, Williamson."

yougotolunch.wav(263K) yougotolunch.mp3(263K) yougotolunch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "No man has the right-- No man has the right to-- 'Call an attorney', that means you're guilt-- that means-- that means you're under sus-- co-- he says, 'Cooperate or we'll take you downtown.' That's not-- as long as I've--"
John: "Will you get out of here? Will you get out of here? Will you? I'm trying to run an office here. Now, will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?"

justcostme.wav(1184K) justcostme.mp3(1184K) justcostme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "You stupid bleeping bleep. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, bleephead. You just cost me $6,000. $6,000, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it, bleephole? You're bleeping bleep. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid bleeping bleep, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? "
Detective (Jude Ciccolella): "Could I, uh---"
Ricky: "Oh, I'm gonna have your job, bleephead. I'm going downtown. I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray. I'm going to Lemkin! I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out. I swear to you, you're going--"
Detective: "Hey, fella, let's get this done."
Ricky: "Anyone in this office lives on his wits. I'm gonna be with you in a second. What you're hired for is to help us. Does thot seem clear to you? To help us! Not to bleep us up! To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. You company man. I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off. I can tell our friend here something might help him to catch you. You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life? You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is. You bleeping child."

thefirstrule.wav(157K) thefirstrule.mp3(157K) thefirstrule.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life? You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is. You bleeping child."

imdonewithyou.wav(289K) imdonewithyou.mp3(289K) imdonewithyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "You be as cold as you want. You just bleeped a good man out of $6,000 and his bleepdamned bonus because you didn't know the shot. You can do that and you're not man enough to say it gets you? I don't know what-- If you can't take something from that, then you're scum! You're bleeping white bread. A child would know it, he's right. If you're gonna make something up, John, be sure that it helps. Hmm? Or keep you mouth shut. I'm done with you."

dontlikeyou.wav(109K) dontlikeyou.mp3(109K) dontlikeyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Shelley: "Don't."
John: "I'm sorry."
Shelley: "Why?"
John: "Because I don't like you."

findhiscouch.wav(35K) findhiscouch.mp3(35K) findhiscouch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "Guy couldn't find his bleeping couch in the living room."

whataday.wav(73K) whataday.mp3(73K) whataday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "What a day. Whoo. I haven't even had a cup of coffee yet."

aworldofmen.wav(408K) aworldofmen.mp3(408K) aworldofmen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ricky: "I swear, it's not a world of men. It is not a world of men, Machine."
Shelley: "Huh?"
Ricky: "It's a world of clock-watchers, bureaucrats, officeholders, what it is. It's a bleeped-up world. No adventure to it. Dying bread. Yes, it is. We're the members of a dying bread. That's-- that's-- that's why we got to stick together."

hatethisjob.wav(28K) hatethisjob.mp3(28K) hatethisjob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

George: "Oh, god, I hate this job."

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