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boys.wav(168K) boys.mp3(168K) boys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica Spencer (Rachel McAdams) and April (Anna Faris): "Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second... Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way, then you are a... Hor...ticulture studies flowers..."

licious.wav(75K) licious.mp3(75K) licious.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Venetia (Tia Mowry): "Oh, no, she didn't."
Sissy (Tamera Mowry): "Oh, yes, she did."
Venetia: "Girlfriend's booty be all wrapped up in licious."
Sissy: "All wrapped up."

lingling.wav(213K) lingling.mp3(213K) lingling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Keecia's Korean Mother (Maritza Murray): "Ling-Ling! You forgot lunch, baby pie! Chicken with fried vegetable, bulgogi, and Kimchi."
Keecia 'Ling-Ling' Jackson (Maritza Murray): "Thanks, Mom."
Keecia's Korean Mother: "Okay. You all learn real good now."
Venetia and Sissy: "Ling-Ling?"
Venetia: "San somebody answer the phone?"
Sissy: "Oh, dang, taht's messed up."

oweyou.wav(260K) oweyou.mp3(260K) oweyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (McAdams): "Mmm! That's really good. Um... how much do I owe you?"
Yogurt Guy (Adam Del Rio): "It's okay. It's on the house."
Jessica (McAdams): "Really? Thanks."
Yogurt Boss (Jeremy Kramer): "Who's gonna pay for that, bleephole?"

itchba.wav(14K) itchba.mp3(14K) itchba.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lulu (Alexandra Holden): "Itchba alert."

friends.wav(71K) friends.mp3(71K) friends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bianca (Maria-Elena Laas): "Jessica, you look great! Are you doing something different or just hanging out with skankier friends?"

barfing.wav(63K) barfing.mp3(63K) barfing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (McAdams): "Wow, Bianca, you look really good, too. Um... are you eating less or just barfing more?"
Monique (Ashlee Simpson): "Barfing more."

weedin1.wav(191K) weedin1.mp3(191K) weedin1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bongo Player (Adam Sandler): "Can I help you ladies?"
April: "Oh, yeah, what is this?"
Bongo Player: "Oh, yeah, I like that, too. It's actually a Senegalese lute carved from deerwood, used for fertility rituals and... Sure, yeah."
April: "Cool."
Bongo Player: "Oh, and you can put your weed in there."

weedin2.wav(332K) weedin2.mp3(332K) weedin2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lulu: "Oh, check this out."
Bongo Player: "Oh, yeah. That's beautiful. It's actually a model of the prison on Robben Island where Nelson Mandela was held 27 years."
Lulu and April: "Oh."
Bongo Player: "And before the collapse of apartheid, of course. Yeah, he came out pretty hate-free, though, you know, ready to heal... went on to become the president of South Africa after that... after they freed him, of course, sure."
Lulu: "Wow."
Bongo Player: "Yeah. A lot of people don't realize this, but you can put your weed in there."

intheback.wav(117K) intheback.mp3(117K) intheback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bongo Player: "Well, if you have anymore questions, I'll be in the back sleeping, so... Great."
Lulu: "Okay, thanks."
Bongo Player: "Oh, actually, this is the back. Sorry."

stopbanging.wav(82K) stopbanging.mp3(82K) stopbanging.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Madam Mambuza (Angie Stone): "Stop banging those drums."
Bongo Player: "I'm sorry. I didn't even know you could hear that."

mybra.wav(66K) mybra.mp3(66K) mybra.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (McAdams): "What are you doing, wearing my bra?"
Booger Spencer (Matt Weinberg): "I'm not wearing your bra. I was simply holding it against myself."

behind.wav(88K) behind.mp3(88K) behind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Billy (Matthew Lawrence): "If you change your mind, we could drive up together. I'll wait behind for you."
Jessica (McAdams): "Front...behind...I'm still not doing it."

spider.wav(120K) spider.mp3(120K) spider.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Carol Spencer (Melora Hardin): "Jessica, honey, is everything all right?"
Jessica (Rob Schneider): "Yes, Mother. It's just a spider. A really big, disgusting spider."

happening.wav(24K) happening.mp3(24K) happening.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "This isn't happening! This isn't happening!"

sick.wav(30K) sick.mp3(30K) sick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Oh, sick! Sick!"

wheresmy.wav(31K) wheresmy.mp3(31K) wheresmy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Clive Maxtone (Rachel McAdams): "Where's my...?"

itsme.wav(150K) itsme.mp3(150K) itsme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "It's me... Jessica! I'm in here."

worstday.wav(262K) worstday.mp3(262K) worstday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Oh, my god! I think I broke a rib! My eyes burn! I can't breathe! This morning I woke up a man! This is by far the worst day of my life!"

boys2.wav(427K) boys2.mp3(427K) boys2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace."
Jessica (Schneider) and April: "They will tell you anything to get to second... Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way, then you are a... Hor...ticulture studies flowers... Geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his... Cock...roarhes, beetles, butterflies, and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of... Jug...glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is... forget it, no suck luck."

everywhere.wav(111K) everywhere.mp3(111K) everywhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "I've got hair everywhere... in my nose, in my ears, on my chin. I'm afraid to look anywhere else."
April: "(Shudders.)"
Jessica (Schneider): "It's like I'm an ad for hair."

souh.wav(355K) souh.mp3(355K) souh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

April: "So, uh..."
Jessica (Schneider): "What?"
April: "Do you really have a penis?"
Jessica (Schneider): "April!"
April: "Can I see it?"
Jessica (Schneider): "What is the matter with you? I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here."
April: "You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can I see it?"
Jessica (Schneider): "W-what is your problem?"
April: "What? It's not every day that your best friend grows a penis."

topfive.wav(239K) topfive.mp3(239K) topfive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

April: "Nice. Nice. I mean, you know... I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top five."
Jessica (Schneider): "How many have you seen?"
April: "Five. Not including my little brother's"

guys.wav(101K) guys.mp3(101K) guys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Guys! I've got cheerleading competition, the prom. None of my clothes fit. I think I'm going bald. And how am I gonna go to school?"

yousee.wav(221K) yousee.mp3(221K) yousee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

April: "You see, Jess... because you are so beautiful and perfect..."
Jessica (Schneider): "Uh-huh?"
April: "...certain people might miscontrue some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them. Although the things you say are funny... people tend to focus more on their own public humiliation and shame."

perfect.wav(52K) perfect.mp3(52K) perfect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "So you're saying... people think... I'm perfect?"

alistof.wav(92K) alistof.mp3(92K) alistof.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Keecia: "Let's make a list of all the people who hate Jessica."
Lulu: "You know what would be a shorter list? All the people who don't hate Jessica."

coffee.wav(12K) coffee.mp3(12K) coffee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan Thomas (Robert Davi): "Easy on the coffee."

boner.wav(17K) boner.mp3(17K) boner.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Oh my god. My first boner!"

oldenough.wav(87K) oldenough.mp3(87K) oldenough.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Gracias, but... I'm not sure I'm old enough, senor."
Richie Spencer (Michael O'Keefe): "Yeah, right. What is the drinking age in Mexico... 40?"

dontmind.wav(82K) dontmind.mp3(82K) dontmind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Richie: "Hope you don't mind the light beer. I had to cut back on account of the bloating. Know what I mean? I also had to give up the spicy food on account of my bleephole."

pornstar.wav(93K) pornstar.mp3(93K) pornstar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Richie: "I tried everything. Nothing worked. I even got out the razor and gave myself a porn-star trim. Wanna see? Check it out."
Jessica (Schneider): "Aah!"

toomucho.wav(142K) toomucho.mp3(142K) toomucho.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Richie: "Boy, she used to be wild. The sex was great. We'd be going at it, and she could still find a way to twist around and kiss me on the mouth."
Jessica (Schneider): "Senor, information too mucho. Emotional scarro... disgusting."

dogpooh.wav(50K) dogpooh.mp3(50K) dogpooh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

April: "Something smells like dog pooh."
Lulu: "I think I'm sitting next to it."

hexonme.wav(138K) hexonme.mp3(138K) hexonme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "So you never put a hex on me?"
Eden (Samia Doumit): "Oh, I put plenty of hexes on you... to give you dondruff, make your hair fall out, make one of your boobs bigger than the other."
April: "Oh, I think you got me with that one."

sogood.wav(202K) sogood.mp3(202K) sogood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Wow! That is so good."
Yogurt Guy: "Th-That's $8.95."
Jessica (Schneider): "What? Aren't you just gonna take it out of your tip jar? 8.95?"
Yogurt Guy: "Yeah."
Jessica (Schneider): "I got that."

illtake.wav(114K) illtake.mp3(114K) illtake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "I'll take two banaana daquiris, one mango, a sloe-gin fizz, one slippery nipple, and for me, a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim. Yum!"

idliketo.wav(251K) idliketo.mp3(251K) idliketo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Check out the sweet buns on that guy. I'd like to get my hands on those and... wish they were women's breasts and... squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em... cause I'm a guy. That's what guys like me like to do. But I don't need to tell you that."

panties.wav(328K) panties.mp3(328K) panties.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "I gotta hit the little girls' room before I soak my panties. Um... By that, I mean... my girlfriends panties... which I carry with me... to pee in... if I don't make it in time... to the bathroom. What? You don't pee in your girlfriend's panties? What kind of gay club is this? Hey, everybody, check out this guy... not peeing in his chick's panties."

beforei.wav(42K) beforei.mp3(42K) beforei.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "I gotta hit the little girls' room before I soak my panties."

donethat.wav(70K) donethat.mp3(70K) donethat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Excuse me? Why is there ice in there?"
Bathroom Attendant (Dick Gregory): "Ooh! I wouldn't have done that."

youregood.wav(38K) youregood.mp3(38K) youregood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "You're good at that. You make it look so easy."

heregoes.wav(79K) heregoes.mp3(79K) heregoes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "All right. Here goes. Disgusting! Wrinkly! Gross!"

ivenever.wav(270K) ivenever.mp3(270K) ivenever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "I've never done this before. It's going all over."
Bathroom Attendant: "It's always good to aim at something, like that cigarette there... or the big mint."
Jessica (Schneider): "It's going everywhere!"
Bathroom Attendant: "You got to hold on to it. Not too tight, but enough to let it know you're the boss."
Jessica (Schneider): "Oh!"
Bathroom Attendant: "See that fly? Aim for it."
Jessica (Schneider): "That's-that's helping."

remember.wav(46K) remember.mp3(46K) remember.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bathroom Attendant: "Remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

wannabe.wav(71K) wannabe.mp3(71K) wannabe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Long-haired Jock (Chase Penny): "Hey, aren't you that chick whose having sex with that college guy?"
Eden: "No!"
Long-haired Jock: "Wanna be?"

doeshurt.wav(17K) doeshurt.mp3(17K) doeshurt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "That really does hurt."

socool.wav(68K) socool.mp3(68K) socool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "You think you're so cool cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner. Your ends are totally split."

takethat.wav(28K) takethat.mp3(28K) takethat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Richie: "Take that bleep back to Tijuana!"

athome.wav(98K) athome.mp3(98K) athome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Richie: "Let me make you feel a little bit more at home. Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-al!"

enchilada.wav(190K) enchilada.mp3(190K) enchilada.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Senor, sometimes when a woman is ignoring you, that's when she wants you the most. She's only waiting for you to open up her passion, which is like a waterfall waiting to explode."
Richie: "You must get a lot of enchilada, Taquito."

warning.wav(37K) warning.mp3(37K) warning.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "You know, they should come with a warning... earings may cowme with penis."

drummin.wav(115K) drummin.mp3(115K) drummin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Madam Mambuza: "Would you stop with the damn drummin'?"
Bongo Player: "Oh, I'm sorry. I... just was really getting into your story."

dingdong.wav(34K) dingdong.mp3(34K) dingdong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jake (Eric Christian Olsen): "What's the matter, man? You afraid the janitor's gonna see your dingdong?"

aspare.wav(223K) aspare.mp3(223K) aspare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jake: "See, that's why you you gotta have a spare, man. That's what April is. She's my spare."
Billy: "Spare?"
Jake: "Yeah, she's my backup. I mean, she was a fun ride... no doubt about thit... but she is a previously owned vehicle. I'm into that new car smell."
Jessica (Schneider): "You bleephole! Wh-Whoever left these towels over here... i an bleephole."

coldfish.wav(139K) coldfish.mp3(139K) coldfish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jake: "Maybe this one will put out, unlike that cold fish, Jessica."
Jessica (Schneider): "You go to hell! Whoever left these showers on... go to... hell."

thatis.wav(132K) thatis.mp3(132K) thatis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Billy: "I mean, when that moment comes... I want it to be perfect."
Jake: "Wow. That is the gayest thing I have ever heard."

sheis.wav(260K) sheis.mp3(260K) sheis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Billy: "She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms agian."
Jessica (Schneider): "(Sighs)"
Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."

itsjake.wav(266K) itsjake.mp3(266K) itsjake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jake: "Hey, babe, it's Jake. Liston, I got a half-hour after wrestling. I can either take a shower or I can come on ower."
Jessica (Schneider): "Too late, dude. She's with me right now. She says that my peepee's way bigger than yours. And that's if I fold it in half."

gottapee.wav(22K) gottapee.mp3(22K) gottapee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "I got to pee. Ooh, I got to pee. Ooh."

somehelp.wav(221K) somehelp.mp3(221K) somehelp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marlon (Mane Rich Andrew): "Well, we thought maybe she needed some help."
Fitzi (Clark Taylor): "Yeah, we're helpful guys."
Marlon: "So we went into the alley, and then she starts wailing on me. And let me tell you... she didn't hit like a girl. Luckilly, Fitzy, the good guy that he is... He was hiding behind a dumpster with a video camera."
Reporter (Wes Takahashi): "Looks like she worked you over pretty good."
Marlon: "Yeah, well, don't get me wrong. I got some shots in."

halfway.wav(211K) halfway.mp3(211K) halfway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Keecia's Korean Mother: "L to the I to the N to the G. Ling-Ling, you forgot your bling-bling."
Keecia: "Mom... you're ruining my life!"
Keecia's Korean Mother: "I just want to meet you halfway. Nigga, prease!"

promqueen.wav(46K) promqueen.mp3(46K) promqueen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "You still think I have a chance at prom queen?"
April: "No."
Jessica (Schneider): "Okay."

chronic.wav(31K) chronic.mp3(31K) chronic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Keecia's Korean Mother: "Tell Lulu... easy on the chronic."

putaway.wav(90K) putaway.mp3(90K) putaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Thomas (Fay Hauser): "Something is going on with Jessica and April. Oh...oh, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it."
Stan Thomas: "If you ruin April's night, I will have you put away."

thatdress.wav(43K) thatdress.mp3(43K) thatdress.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jake: "That dress looks great. Is it easy to get out of?"

iamso.wav(23K) iamso.mp3(23K) iamso.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "I am so lesbian right now."

friendship.wav(75K) friendship.mp3(75K) friendship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "We're not gonna let a little thing like... me turning into a man and you wanting to be with me get in the way of our friendship, are we?"

icantdoit.wav(99K) icantdoit.mp3(99K) icantdoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Billy: "Oh. I can't! I con't do it!"
Jessica (Schneider): "You always said you'd love me no matter what."
Billy: "Bu... I... you're a 30-year-old dude!"
Jessica (Schneider): "Just on the outside!"

billy.wav(15K) billy.mp3(15K) billy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jessica (Schneider): "Billy!"

thoseheels.wav(35K) thoseheels.mp3(35K) thoseheels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Richie: "Come on, buddy! You got to learn to run in those heels if you're gonna wear them."

youadeal.wav(224K) youadeal.mp3(224K) youadeal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Clive (McAdams): "I'll make you a deal, okay? Now... just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, okay? And then I'll give you your body back cause it's so important to you. I'm crying about my body. And then... you can just loan it to me every other weekend and... so I can pay off some gambling debts."

dancing.wav(257K) dancing.mp3(257K) dancing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bongo Player: "So. dancing naked must be fun, huh? Yeah, sure... why wouldn't it be? Where do you keep your weed, though? (She whispers into his ear.) Ohhhh. That's good. I don't have one of those. Sure."

lapdance.wav(24K) lapdance.mp3(24K) lapdance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pole Cat Bar Patron (Louis Lombardi): "Hey, buddy? How about a lap dance?"

monday.wav(52K) monday.mp3(52K) monday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pole Cat Bouncer (Bob Rubin): "Hey! Can't you read? Monday night's gay night."

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