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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
firearm.wav(42K) firearm.mp3(42K) firearm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sheriff Ed Galt (Bruce Dern): "Do yourself a favor. First thing get a firearm."
talk.wav(62K) talk.mp3(62K) talk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bartender Joe Monday (William Sanderson): "What the hell are you doing?"
John Smith (Bruce Willis): "See the fellas that wrecked my car, have a little talk with them."
downhill.wav(81K) downhill.mp3(81K) downhill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Joe: "Last time I saw you you were gonna have a talk with some fellas. Next thing I here one of em's dead."
John: "Conversation sort of went downill."
give_up.wav(20K) give_up.mp3(20K) give_up.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
John: "It might be a good time for you guys to give up."
stupid.wav(56K) stupid.mp3(56K) stupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
John: "I thought you might hold it against me, me killing three of your guys."
Doyle (David Patrick Kelly): "It's the only cure I know for being stupid."
holdback.wav(45K) holdback.mp3(45K) holdback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doyle: "What the hell are you holding back for? You think the meek are gonna inherit the earth?"
halfwhit.wav(58K) halfwhit.mp3(58K) halfwhit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
John: "It's not your fault Georgio's a half whit. You really want to get killed for a half whit?"
nice_guy.wav(105K) nice_guy.mp3(105K) nice_guy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Doyle's goon: "Just sitting out in the open just might not be a real good Idea for a fella with as many enemies as you got."
John: "Why don't everybody like me? I'm such a nice guy."
outtahand.wav(44K) outtahand.mp3(44K) outtahand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Captain Jon Picket (Ken Jenkins): "And what we got here in Jerico is just waaaaaay outta hand."
rangers.wav(162K) rangers.mp3(162K) rangers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Captain Jon Picket: "I'm conning back here in 10 days. I'm gonna bring about 20 rangers with me. I will tolerate one gang, but if I find two gangs here when I get back, than in a couple of hours there will be no gangs here."
kill_um.wav(33K) kill_um.mp3(33K) kill_um.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Captain Jon Picket: "That's fine to son. Kill as many as you want."
skirt.wav(88K) skirt.mp3(88K) skirt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sheriff: "You know something amigo, I think I just spotted the chink in your armor. When you go down, it's gonna be over a skirt."
betteroff.wav(93K) betteroff.mp3(93K) betteroff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
John: "(as the narrator) The only thing I knew for sure was this: Strazzi, Doyle, and every son-of-a-bitch that worked for 'em. They were all gonna be better off dead."
finished.wav(60K) finished.mp3(60K) finished.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Car Mechanic: "Come next week, I'm getting the hell out. Ther ain't no business here. This town is finished."
without.wav(19K) without.mp3(19K) without.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hickey (Christopher Walken): "He's nothin' without a gun."
when.wav(77K) when.mp3(77K) when.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
John: "(as the narrator) What the hell, every body ends up dead, just a matter of when. (gun shots)"
all_done.wav(75K) all_done.mp3(75K) all_done.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hickey: "You gonna kill me to?"
Joe: "No, don't worry. I'm all done. I'm just gonna watch."
texas.wav(103K) texas.mp3(103K) texas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hickey: "I don't want to die in Texas. Chicago mayby. You can meet me there if you want and try to kill me."