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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
badmood.wav(53K) badmood.mp3(53K) badmood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ouiser: "I'm not crazy M'Lynn. I've just been in a bad mood for the last 40 years!"
invented.wav(33K) invented.mp3(33K) invented.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Truvy: "Well that's why God invented the A&P."
stronger.wav(59K) stronger.mp3(59K) stronger.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Clairee: "You know what they say, that which does not kill us makes us stronger."
worse.wav(43K) worse.mp3(43K) worse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Annelle: "I really don't think things could get any worse."
Ouiser: "Of course they can."
confused.wav(90K) confused.mp3(90K) confused.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Truvy: "Sammy's so confused. He don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt."
ass.wav(75K) ass.mp3(75K) ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Drum: "Thanks Ouiser, Nothing like a good piece of ass."
toast.wav(91K) toast.mp3(91K) toast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ouiser: "That dog is on his last legs. What am I gonna do with that poor animal?"
Drum: "Serve him on toast!"