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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
bag.wav(27K) bag.mp3(27K) bag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Margret (Hot Lips) Hoolihan: "Just a minute - isn't that Frank's bag?"
Captain McEntire: "I though you were Frank's bag!"
mhfine.wav(65K) mhfine.mp3(65K) mhfine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Charles: "Is there any visitor more welcome on a cold evening than a snifter of fine cognac?"
mhsnore.wav(64K) mhsnore.mp3(64K) mhsnore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Charles: "I'm afraid there is the possibility, slim as it might be, that I snore"
mhgofer.wav(35K) mhgofer.mp3(35K) mhgofer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
C. Potter: "Great gopher holes, it slipped my mind"
mhmash.wav(17K) mhmash.mp3(17K) mhmash.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
C. Potter: "MASH 4077"
mhspfy.wav(57K) mhspfy.mp3(57K) mhspfy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
C. Potter: "Look at you. You're spiffier than a petunia in a patch of chigger weeds"
mhchop.wav(51K) mhchop.mp3(51K) mhchop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Loudspeaker: "Attention all personnel, incoming choppers with wounded, report to the hospital"
mhpush.wav(44K) mhpush.mp3(44K) mhpush.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
McIntyre: "Everybody up for Calisthenics"
Hawkeye: "Care to join me for some push-ups Hot Lips?"
mhshoe.wav(49K) mhshoe.mp3(49K) mhshoe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Frank: "Keep it down I'm doing something very difficult here"
Hawkeye: "Tryin' to tie your shoe again Frank?"