Episode 203 Chickenlover price at: amazon
All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
203_40miles.wav(K) 203_40miles.mp3(K) 203_40miles.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I clocked you at 40 miles per hour back there..."
203_40mileslong.wav(449K) 203_40mileslong.mp3(449K) 203_40mileslong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "The long version of the above clip."
203_520.wav(77K) 203_520.mp3(77K) 203_520.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "All units, all units, we have a 520 on the suspect..."
203_635av...wav(118K) 203_635av...mp3(118K) 203_635av...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "All units, all units! 512 at 635 Ave De Los Mexicanos, request assistance."
203_anarchy.wav(139K) 203_anarchy.mp3(139K) 203_anarchy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This just in! South Park has plunged into total anarchy."
203_atlasshr...wav(31K) 203_atlasshr...mp3(31K) 203_atlasshr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I give you this hardback copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' by Ann Rand."
203_backto...wav(25K) 203_backto...mp3(25K) 203_backto...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mayor McDaniels: "It's back to school with Officer Barbrady!"
203_bank.wav(82K) 203_bank.mp3(82K) 203_bank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Sure, there's just one problem... we're a bank."
203_barbr...wav(108K) 203_barbr...mp3(108K) 203_barbr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Swingset, swingset, up and down I go..."
: ""
203_beforeafter.wav(52K) 203_beforeafter.mp3(52K) 203_beforeafter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Officer Barbrady, in school we go to the bathroom before and after class."
203_bigwords.wav(90K) 203_bigwords.mp3(90K) 203_bigwords.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Hey, there's alot of big words in these books."
203_bminus.wav(112K) 203_bminus.mp3(112K) 203_bminus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "... a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff, they eat lunch..."
203_camelpoo.wav(???K) 203_camelpoo.mp3(???K) 203_camelpoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Ohh, camelpoo!"14K)"
203_cartma...wav(Cartman's 'on the beat' music.)"(143K) 203_cartma...mp3(Cartman's 'on the beat' music.)"(143K) 203_cartma...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: ""
203_caseclosed.wav(???K) 203_caseclosed.mp3(???K) 203_caseclosed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Sorry I had sex with the chicken. I won't do it again, byebye."50K)"
203_catatonic.wav(49K) 203_catatonic.mp3(49K) 203_catatonic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This time he made love to Carla Weather's prize chicken. She's catatonic."
203_chickenlover.wav(79K) 203_chickenlover.mp3(79K) 203_chickenlover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Mayor, please. When we're around children we prefer to call him the chickenlover."
203_closethem.wav(253K) 203_closethem.mp3(253K) 203_closethem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The seventiesish closing theme for this episode."
203_clue.wav(55K) 203_clue.mp3(55K) 203_clue.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Gimme that! That's a clue, and you'll get your stinking DNA all over it."
203_clusters.wav(37K) 203_clusters.mp3(37K) 203_clusters.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Poor people tend to live in clusters."
203_comeon.wav(13K) 203_comeon.mp3(13K) 203_comeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "C'mon dumbass! You can do it!"
203_conjugate.wav(87K) 203_conjugate.mp3(87K) 203_conjugate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Conjugate the verb. Yes, conjugate the verb!"
Mr. Hat: ""
203_coup.wav(102K) 203_coup.mp3(102K) 203_coup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Say, what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?"
203_curlup.wav(86K) 203_curlup.mp3(86K) 203_curlup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "I think I'll get in the bathtub and then curl up with a good book."
203_damnit.wav(26K) 203_damnit.mp3(26K) 203_damnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "bleep damnit!"
203_deputize.wav(54K) 203_deputize.mp3(54K) 203_deputize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Under Article 39, Section 2 of police code, I'm allowed to deputize citizens..."
203_disgusting.wav(Cluck cluck cluck)"(24K) 203_disgusting.mp3(Cluck cluck cluck)"(24K) 203_disgusting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "My god, that's disgusting! "
203_domesticdi...wav(236K) 203_domesticdi...mp3(236K) 203_domesticdi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: " ...calm everybody down. Respect my authority!"
203_downquicker.wav(152K) 203_downquicker.mp3(152K) 203_downquicker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "You gotta get them in the head, they go down quicker."
203_drama...wav(46K) 203_drama...mp3(46K) 203_drama...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Just dramatic effect, sorry."
203_dumbass.wav(71K) 203_dumbass.mp3(71K) 203_dumbass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Bzzzz, wrong! Try again, dumbass!"
203_eyespeeled.wav(73K) 203_eyespeeled.mp3(73K) 203_eyespeeled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Keep your eyes peeled boys. Somebody's gonna make love to this chicken..."
203_faster.wav(45K) 203_faster.mp3(45K) 203_faster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "bleepdamnit, can't this thing go any faster."
203_forget.wav(107K) 203_forget.mp3(107K) 203_forget.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "If you do not comply, I'll be forced to execute each and every one of you by a gunshot to the head."
203_fruitcake.wav(89K) 203_fruitcake.mp3(89K) 203_fruitcake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Oh, just give us the damned book, fruitcake!"
203_givein.wav(36K) 203_givein.mp3(36K) 203_givein.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Go ahead and pick any books you like, then give in... give in to the magic!"
203_BLEEPdamnit.wav(31K) 203_BLEEPdamnit.mp3(31K) 203_BLEEPdamnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Oh my god, they killed... bleep damnit."
203_godoggo.wav(79K) 203_godoggo.mp3(79K) 203_godoggo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "...I found it a compelling yet disturbing look at the canine psyche. If I may read a passage..."
203_gofirst.wav(87K) 203_gofirst.mp3(87K) 203_gofirst.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "What's the matter Eric, are you not prepared again?"
203_goodytw...wav(59K) 203_goodytw...mp3(59K) 203_goodytw...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "That was a very good book report indeed. I'll give you an A."
203_grabhim.wav(69K) 203_grabhim.mp3(69K) 203_grabhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: " Grab him!"
203_halfie.wav(84K) 203_halfie.mp3(84K) 203_halfie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "You couldn't screw anything Halfie, you don't have any legs."
203_hardman.wav(61K) 203_hardman.mp3(61K) 203_hardman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "It's a hard job, but then again, I'm a hard man."
203_heroicwork.wav(72K) 203_heroicwork.mp3(72K) 203_heroicwork.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...to honor Officer Barbrady, and his heroic work on the Chicken bleeper case."
203_hooray.wav(39K) 203_hooray.mp3(39K) 203_hooray.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Wow! I guess reading really does suck ass."
203_how.wav(18K) 203_how.mp3(18K) 203_how.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Whoa dude! How do you have sex with a chicken?"
203_i.wav(62K) 203_i.mp3(62K) 203_i.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "It says, "Mmmmm... er, mmmmm..." What's this word?"
203_idiot.wav(48K) 203_idiot.mp3(48K) 203_idiot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: " I know that smartypants. What do you think I am, some kinda idiot?"
203_illegitamate.wav(94K) 203_illegitamate.mp3(94K) 203_illegitamate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "You push and you push and now you know my terrible secret! I'm illegitamate!"
203_killer.wav(15K) 203_killer.mp3(15K) 203_killer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Whoopee! This is killer!"
203_kylesreviews.wav(30K) 203_kylesreviews.mp3(30K) 203_kylesreviews.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Boring. Boring. Gay. Boring..."
203_lame.wav(19K) 203_lame.mp3(19K) 203_lame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Oh, bleep damn, reading is lame!"
203_leaveofab...wav(48K) 203_leaveofab...mp3(48K) 203_leaveofab...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "By the mayor's order, Officer Barbrady is on temporary leave of absence to learn to read."
203_lionw...wav(77K) 203_lionw...mp3(77K) 203_lionw...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "For my book report, I read The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. It was very very good."
203_listen.wav(31K) 203_listen.mp3(31K) 203_listen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Maybe this will teach you to listen to authority!"
203_magicofre...wav(139K) 203_magicofre...mp3(139K) 203_magicofre...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The Booktastic Bus driver tells the boys about the 'magic of reading'."
203_mexicanos.wav(39K) 203_mexicanos.mp3(39K) 203_mexicanos.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "All units. All units! Report to 254 Avenue de los Mexicanos. Possible hostile situation."
203_nevermind.wav(38K) 203_nevermind.mp3(38K) 203_nevermind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Oh my god, they killed... oh, nevermind!"
203_never...wav(125K) 203_never...mp3(125K) 203_never...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of bleep, I'm never reading again."
203_newstudent.wav(45K) 203_newstudent.mp3(45K) 203_newstudent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "Children, we have a new student joining us today. Please say "hi" to Officer Barbrady."
203_nightstick.wav(28K) 203_nightstick.mp3(28K) 203_nightstick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Sure! Nightsticks for everybody!"
203_nixon.wav(72K) 203_nixon.mp3(72K) 203_nixon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "I knew it was you all along Richard Nixon!"
203_nothingtosee.wav(32K) 203_nothingtosee.mp3(32K) 203_nothingtosee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Ok people, move along. There's nothing to see here."
203_onedayatat...wav(70K) 203_onedayatat...mp3(70K) 203_onedayatat...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Sometimes uploading the law is messy, but you get by... one day at a time."
203_peaceful.wav(55K) 203_peaceful.mp3(55K) 203_peaceful.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mayor McDaniels: "All this time Barbrady actually did keep this town peaceful."
203_pizza.wav(33K) 203_pizza.mp3(33K) 203_pizza.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Barbrady, your wife called. She wants you to get some pizza on the way home."
203_podunk.wav(16K) 203_podunk.mp3(16K) 203_podunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "This ain't no podunk little town."
203_poopies.wav(24K) 203_poopies.mp3(24K) 203_poopies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "I need to go poopies."
203_presscon...wav(226K) 203_presscon...mp3(226K) 203_presscon...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: " Barbrady gives the press conference about the chicken bleeper."
203_retard.wav(87K) 203_retard.mp3(87K) 203_retard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Hat: "I sure did, Mr. Garrison! What a retard, heheh!"
203_returntoh...wav(57K) 203_returntoh...mp3(57K) 203_returntoh...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "I said return to your homes, before I start arresting people!"
203_sense.wav(79K) 203_sense.mp3(79K) 203_sense.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: " Only by bleeping chickens could I get Officer Barbrady to become literate!"
203_sexnchickens.wav(31K) 203_sexnchickens.mp3(31K) 203_sexnchickens.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Barbrady, I just caught some guy in here having sex with one of my chickens."
203_shuthimup.wav(35K) 203_shuthimup.mp3(35K) 203_shuthimup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "No, we just fake it to shut him up."
203_shutup.wav(59K) 203_shutup.mp3(59K) 203_shutup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Reading sucks ass."
203_shutupdude.wav(12K) 203_shutupdude.mp3(12K) 203_shutupdude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Gosh, shut up dude!"
203_silente.wav(45K) 203_silente.mp3(45K) 203_silente.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Oh, I can't read this, it has silent E's."
203_speech.wav(172K) 203_speech.mp3(172K) 203_speech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "...to all of those out there who think that they can screw chickens just to teach people to read..."
203_stepout.wav(16K) 203_stepout.mp3(16K) 203_stepout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Step out of the car please, sir."
203_sweet.wav(73K) 203_sweet.mp3(73K) 203_sweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Get your ass to jail! Sweet!"
203_swingset.wav(???K) 203_swingset.mp3(???K) 203_swingset.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Swingset! Swingset! Up and down I go..."
203_taxidermist.wav(56K) 203_taxidermist.mp3(56K) 203_taxidermist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Ta... tahhh.. taxxx... taxidermist!"
203_tenfour.wav(11K) 203_tenfour.mp3(11K) 203_tenfour.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Ten four, Sergeant."
203_thepassage.wav(180K) 203_thepassage.mp3(180K) 203_thepassage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: " Big...dog... Little dog. A red dog one ... well, anyway, I don't want to give away the ending."
203_thickskin.wav(121K) 203_thickskin.mp3(121K) 203_thickskin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "You definitely have to have some pretty thick skin, or else people walk all over you."
203_tingly.wav(51K) 203_tingly.mp3(51K) 203_tingly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I don't know, I'm kinda getting a tingly feeling looking at these."
203_toilet.wav(???K) 203_toilet.mp3(???K) 203_toilet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "You're the one who always plugs up the toilet at our house."42K)"
203_transplant.wav(???K) 203_transplant.mp3(???K) 203_transplant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: " Does anybody have any suggestions on where we should begin with Officer Barbrady?"83K)"
203_tune.wav(???K) 203_tune.mp3(???K) 203_tune.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: " The Cops theme music."170K)"
203_turtles.wav(???K) 203_turtles.mp3(???K) 203_turtles.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: " We're going to go grab some lunch, and then get some shots of those turtles down at the pond."40K)"
203_twentydol...wav(???K) 203_twentydol...mp3(???K) 203_twentydol...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: " Is twenty dollars enough?"28K)"
203_undercover.wav(???K) 203_undercover.mp3(???K) 203_undercover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: " Cartman goes undercover as a prostitute."235K)"
203_violated.wav(???K) 203_violated.mp3(???K) 203_violated.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: " With chicken after chicken being violated, the South Park police are under pressure..."74K)"
203_weak.wav(???K) 203_weak.mp3(???K) 203_weak.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: " Oh, weak dude! We're too late!"45K)"
203_whatsthat.wav(???K) 203_whatsthat.mp3(???K) 203_whatsthat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kenny: " What's that?"25K)"
203_whosinthere.wav(???K) 203_whosinthere.mp3(???K) 203_whosinthere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kenny: " Mr. McCormick tells Deputy Cartman who's in the house."122K)"
203_yehright.wav(???K) 203_yehright.mp3(???K) 203_yehright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: " Hey! I'm a copy, and you will respect my authority!"41K)"