The Old Man: "Or it could be a bowling alley. You know, a guy on Terre Haute won a bowling alley."
Mrs. Parker: "How are they going to deliver alley here tonight?"
The Old Man: "Well, they could send the deed, for cripe's sake. I mean, I didn't expect they were going to send the whole damn bowling alley."
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