Milbarge: "You should go to."
Fitz-Hume: "What are you, my mother? Don't you think I am capable of determining my own time to go to the bathroom?"
Milbarge: "So, isn't now one of those times?"
Milbarge: "You mean, you don't feel a certain degree of urgent pressure on the inner wall of your badder now right at this moment"
Fitz-Hume: "No, I'm fine."
Milbarge: "Well wouldn't you feel more comfortable being fully relieved yourself of any excess fluids that might be building up Immediatly NOW! "
Fitz-Hume: "I gotta take a wiz?"
: "(Milbarge nods yes)"