Ed: "That's no way for a man to die."
Drebin: "No.. you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine...having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."
Wilma: "(cries) Oh... Frank. This is terrible."
Ed: "Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind."
Drebin: "He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards."
Wilma: "(crys again)"
Ed: "What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad."
Drebin: "Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense..."