Landfill: "It's magical."
Fink: "It's laughing at me."
Barry: "I wish I could brush my teeth with it."
Landfill: "I wanna put my dick in it."
Fink: "I want it to put its dick in me."
Barry: "I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it. And then melt it in the springtime and drink it."
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