Peter: "Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars, didn't have to work. And then, invariably, whatever you'd say, that was supposed to be your career. So if you wanted to fix old cars, then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic."
Samir: "So what did you say?"
Peter: "I nev had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech."
Michael: "No. You're working at Initech 'cause that question is bullbleep to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors because no one would clean bleep up if they had a million dollars."