Smykowski: "You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this bleep. Like that guy that invented the Pet Rock? You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that. And you can make millions, never have to work again."
Michael: "You think the Pet Rock was a really great idea?"
Smykowski: "Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars."