Rubin: "Do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night, and I'm practically out of my own."
Motel Clerk (Andy Dick): "Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though."
Rubin: "No? Okay, that's okay. Thanks."
Motel Clerk: "Is there anything else I can help ou with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year-old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a freh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it."
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