Jeremy: "I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, John. I'm fried."
John: "SOft mattress?"
Jeremy: "Yeah, that could've been it. It could have been the soft mattress. Or, it could've been the midnight rape... or the nude, gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep."
John: "Try one of these scones, you're gonna love 'em."
Jeremy: "I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone."
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Wedding Crashers: softmattress.m4r (179 K)
To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.)
Purple Matress: Life's too short to be uncomfortable.
To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Then sync your phone. You may need to check the "Sync ringtones" box under the "Ringtones" tab in iTunes for your iPhone. (Unfortunately if the sound clip is over 40 seconds it will not work because iTunes puts a limit on it.)