Pushpop (Brian George): "Look at that. It's an elk. Or is it a caribou? Or an American Bison? (A cow moos in the background.)"
Jimmy: "I, uh... I think that it's a cow."
Pushpop: "Oh really? A cow? I didn't know. What have I done?"
Jimmy: "It's just a cow, Pushpop."
Pushpop: "Just a cow? Just a cow?! In my religion, the cow is the womb from which all life springs! I have transgressed against Shiva!"
Jimmy: "Shiva?"
Pushpop: "The six armed goddess. Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess? I'll take that as a no!"
Jimmy: "Oh, um, it's okay, Pushpop. Your religion is all lies."
Pushpop: "Pardon?"
Jimmy: "That's what my mom says. I mean..."
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Bubble Boy: acow.mp3 (673 K)
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