Starsky: "Maybe we can make your stay a little more comfortable. A nice transistor radio for your cell, maybe?"
Big Earl (Will Ferrell): "No."
Starsky: "How about a TV?"
Big Earl: "I tell you what. I do like your blonde friend, here. Let me see your bellybutton."
Hutch: "No. What... Let's go. Come on."
Starsky: "No, listen."
Hutch: "No, no! I'm not gonna...."
Starsky: "Hold on. He's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here. Come on."
Big Earl: "Are we cool?"
Starsky: "Yes, we're cool."
Big Earl: "Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. Oh, it's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too."
Hutch: "Oh, come on."
Big Earl: "I just got a little more brown sugar on mine."