Bobbi Flekman: "Ian, you put a greased naked woman..."
Ian Faith (Tony Hendra): "Yes?"
Bobbi: "...on all fours..."
Ian: "Yes?"
Bobbi: "...with a dog collar around her neck..."
Ian: "With a dog collar."
Bobbi: "...and a leash..."
Ian: "And a leash."
Bobbi: "...and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive?"
Ian: "No, I don't."
Bobbi: "You don't find that sexist?"
Ian: "This is 1982, Bobbi. Come on!"
Bobbi: "That's right, it's 1982. Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore."
Ian: "Well, you should have seen the cover they wanted to do!"
Bobbi: "I don't care what they wanted."
Ian: "It wasn't a glove, believe me."