Michael: "You think the Pet Rock was a really great idea?"
Smykowski: "Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once, a long time ago."
Peter: "Really, what was it, Tom?"
Smykowski: "Well, alright. It was a 'jump to conclusions' mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and would have different conclusions written on it that you could jup to."
Michael: "That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom."
Samir: "Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea."