Hutch: "Look, I was trying to infiltrate one of the East Side gangs and work my way up to the big fish. It's pretty simple."
Captain Doby: "You were robbing a bookie."
Hutch: "That's right."
Captain Doby: "You've robbed seven bookies over the past six months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money. You haven't even arrested anybody."
Hutch: "How could I arrest 'em? They'll know I'm a cop."
Starsky: "Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger of being mistaken for a real cop."
Hutch: "Oh, really? Why don't you go and get yourself another perm and let the grownups talk."
Starsky: "For your information, my hair is naturally curly."
Hutch: "No, it's not."
Starsky: "Yes, it is."
Hutch: "That's a perm job, all the way."
Starsky: "Touch it!"
Captain Doby: "Hey, why are you touching him? Jesus!"