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i_know_this.wav(102K) i_know_this.mp3(102K) i_know_this.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator (Edward Norton): "In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this because Tyler knows this."

bitch_tits.wav(28K) bitch_tits.mp3(28K) bitch_tits.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Bob, Bob had bitch tits."

space_exploration.wav(129K) space_exploration.mp3(129K) space_exploration.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that will name everything: The Ibm stellarsphere, The Microsoft galaxie, Planet Starbucks."

action_items.wav(66K) action_items.mp3(66K) action_items.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "You want me to deprioritize my current reports, until you advise a status upgrade."
Richard Chesler Regional Manager (Zach Grenier): "Make these your primary action items."

rubbery.wav(39K) rubbery.mp3(39K) rubbery.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one."

babies_sleep.wav(17K) babies_sleep.mp3(17K) babies_sleep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Babies don't sleep this well."

life_of_world.wav(42K) life_of_world.mp3(42K) life_of_world.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around."

tourist1.wav(146K) tourist1.mp3(146K) tourist1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Marla, the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly, I felt nothing. I couldn't cry, so once again, I couldn't sleep."

tourist2.wav(48K) tourist2.mp3(48K) tourist2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Marla, you liar, you big tourist, I need this, now get out!"

insomnia.wav(58K) insomnia.mp3(58K) insomnia.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake."

scratch.wav(76K) scratch.mp3(76K) scratch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal, if only you could just stop tounging it, but you can't."

turn_to_speak.wav(67K) turn_to_speak.mp3(67K) turn_to_speak.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "When people think you're dying, they really listen to you instead of just..."
Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter): "Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."

split_up1.wav(152K) split_up1.mp3(152K) split_up1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "We're gonna split up the week, ok. You take lymphoma and tyberculosis."
Marla: "You take tyberculosis, my smoking doesn't go over at all."
Norton's Character: "Ok, fine, but testicular cancer should be no contest I think."
Marla: "Tecnically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls."

split_up2.wav(185K) split_up2.mp3(185K) split_up2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "I'll take the parasites."
Norton's Character: "You can't have both the parasites, but why don't you take the blood parasites."
Marla: "I want brain parasites."
Norton's Character: "I'll take blood parsatites, but I'm gonna take organic brain dementia."
Marla: "I want that."
Norton's Character: "You can't have the whole brain."
Marla: "So far you have four, I only have two."
Norton's Character: "Ok, take both the parasites."

baul_cancer.wav(95K) baul_cancer.mp3(95K) baul_cancer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "We each have three, that's six, what about the seventh day? I want ascending baul cancer."
Narrator: "The girl had done her homework."
Norton's Character: "No, no, I want baul cancer."

life_ending.wav(35K) life_ending.mp3(35K) life_ending.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

different.wav(65K) different.mp3(65K) different.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "If you wake up at a differnt time in a different place, could you wae up as a different person?"

recall.wav(338K) recall.mp3(338K) recall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Take the number of vehicals in the field "A", multiply it by the probable rate of failure "B", then multiply the result by the average out of court settlement "C" "A x B x C...""
Norton's Character: "...equals "X", If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."
Business Woman on Plane (Dierdre Downing-Jackson): "Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?"
Norton's Character: "You wouldn't believe."
Business Woman on Plane: "Which car company do you work for?"
Norton's Character: "A major one."

napalm.wav(154K) napalm.mp3(154K) napalm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt): "Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm."
Norton's Character: "No, I did not know that. Is that true?"
Tyler: "That's right, one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items."
Norton's Character: "Really."
Tyler: "If one were so inclined."

clever.wav(237K) clever.mp3(237K) clever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Tyler you are by far the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met. See obviously everything on a plane is single serving even the people..."
Tyler: "Oh, I get it, it's very clever."
Norton's Character: "Thank you."
Tyler: "How's that working out for you?"
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "Being clever?"
Norton's Character: "Great."
Tyler: "Keep it up then."

etiquitte.wav(45K) etiquitte.mp3(45K) etiquitte.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Now a question of ettiquitte, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

dildo.wav(265K) dildo.mp3(265K) dildo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "My suitcase was vibrating?"
Airport Security Officer (Robert J. Stephenson): "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor but, every once and a while, it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinate artical A dildo, never your dildo."

concerns.wav(405K) concerns.mp3(405K) concerns.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guys name on my underware, Rogain, Viagra, Olestra."
Norton's Character: "Martha Stewart."
Tyler: "bleep Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the titanic. It's all going down man, so, bleep off with you're sofa units, and string green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

things_own.wav(24K) things_own.mp3(24K) things_own.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "The things you own end up owning you."

hotel.wav(389K) hotel.mp3(389K) hotel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "I should find a hotel."
Tyler: "What?"
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "A hotel?"
Norton's Character: "Yeah."
Tyler: "Just ask man."
Norton's Character: "What are you talking about?"
Tyler: "Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask."
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "You called me because you needed a place to stay."
Norton's Character: "Oh hey hey, no no no. I didn't mean..."
Tyler: "Yes you did, so just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask man."
Norton's Character: "Would would that be a problem?"
Tyler: "Is it a problem for you to ask?"
Norton's Character: "Can I stay at your place?"
Tyler: "Yeah."

hit_me.wav(122K) hit_me.mp3(122K) hit_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "I want you to do me a favor."
Norton's Character: "Yeah, sure."
Tyler: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

pornography.wav(92K) pornography.mp3(92K) pornography.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Why would anyone want this bleep job?"
Norton's Character: "Because it affords him other other interesting opportunities."
Tyler: "Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films."

nobody_knows.wav(46K) nobody_knows.mp3(46K) nobody_knows.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Nobody knows they saw it but they did."
Tyler: "A nice big cock."

food_service.wav(195K) food_service.mp3(195K) food_service.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "He was the guerilla terrorist in the food service industry."
Tyler: "Do not watch, I cannot go when you watch."
Norton's Character: "Apart from seasoning the lobster bisk, he farted on marang, sneezed on braized endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup well..."
Tyler: "Go ahead tell em'."
Norton's Character: "You get the idea."

suprise_me.wav(82K) suprise_me.mp3(82K) suprise_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "This is crazy, you want me to hit you."
Tyler: "That's right."
Norton's Character: "Where, like in the face?"
Tyler: "Surprise me."

ear.wav(126K) ear.mp3(126K) ear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Motherbleeper, you hit me in the ear."
Norton's Character: "Well, jesus, I'm sorry."
Tyler: "Ow, christ, why the ear man?"

house.wav(237K) house.mp3(237K) house.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I don't know how Tyler found that house, but he said he'd been there for a year. It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. Most of the windows had been boarded up. There was no lock on the front door from when the police or whoever kicked it in. The stairs were ready to collapse. I didn't know if he owned it or he was squatting, neither would have surprisde me."

iamjacks1.wav(269K) iamjacks1.mp3(269K) iamjacks1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Listen to this, it's an article written by an organ in the first person. I am Jack's medula oblongotta, without me Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing. There's a whole series of these: I am Jill's nipples, I am Jack's colan..."
Tyler: "Yeah, I get cancer, I kill Jack. (crashes into doorjam with bicycle.)"

franchises.wav(66K) franchises.mp3(66K) franchises.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "He like did this every six years. He goes to a new city and start a new family."
Tyler: "The bleeper was setting up franchises."

pint_blood.wav(28K) pint_blood.mp3(28K) pint_blood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick."

rules.wav(472K) rules.mp3(472K) rules.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "The first rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. The fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. The fifth rule: only one fight at a time fellas. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."

not_same_man.wav(96K) not_same_man.mp3(96K) not_same_man.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, I wouldn't be talking to the same man. Who you were in fight club was not who you were in the rest of the world."

first_time.wav(77K) first_time.mp3(77K) first_time.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "A guy came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."

celebrity.wav(151K) celebrity.mp3(151K) celebrity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?"
Tyler: "alive or dead?"
Norton's Character: "Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?"
Tyler: "Hemingway. You?"
Norton's Character: "Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner."

spoke_4_me.wav(66K) spoke_4_me.mp3(66K) spoke_4_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Sometimes Tyler spoke for me."
Tyler: "He fell down some stairs."
Norton's Character: "I fell down some stairs."

historical_figure.wav(137K) historical_figure.mp3(137K) historical_figure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Ok, any historical figure?"
Norton's Character: "I'd fight Ghandi."
Tyler: "Good answer."
Norton's Character: "How about you?"
Tyler: "Lincoln."
Norton's Character: "Lincoln?"
Tyler: "Mm hmm."

friends.wav(74K) friends.mp3(74K) friends.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "(laughing) You got some bleeped up friends, I'm telling you. Limber though."

iamjacks2.wav(24K) iamjacks2.mp3(24K) iamjacks2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I am Jack's raging bial duct."

grade_school.wav(99K) grade_school.mp3(99K) grade_school.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "And the bleep that came out of this woman's mouth, I ain't never heard."
Marla: "My god, I haven't been bleeped like that since grade school."

promise.wav(199K) promise.mp3(199K) promise.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Now listen, I can't have you talking to her about me."
Norton's Character: "Why would I talk to her..."
Tyler: "You say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody, we're done. Now promise me."
Norton's Character: "Ok."
Tyler: "You promise?"
Norton's Character: "Yeah, I promise."
Tyler: "Promise."
Norton's Character: "I just said, I promise."
Tyler: "That's three times you promised."

your_blood.wav(51K) your_blood.mp3(51K) your_blood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Regional Manager: "Is that your blood?"
Norton's Character: "Some of it yeah."

academy.wav(17K) academy.mp3(17K) academy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I'd like to thank the academy."

u_did_it.wav(67K) u_did_it.mp3(67K) u_did_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Just tell him you bleeping did it."
Norton's Character: "Shh."
Tyler: "Tell him you blew it all up, that's what he want's to hear."

fathers.wav(55K) fathers.mp3(55K) fathers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"

hates_you.wav(155K) hates_you.mp3(155K) hates_you.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you, and in all probability, he hates you."

unwanted.wav(49K) unwanted.mp3(49K) unwanted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "bleep damnation man, bleep redemption, we are God's unwanted children, so be it."

free.wav(34K) free.mp3(34K) free.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything."

fat_asses.wav(52K) fat_asses.mp3(52K) fat_asses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "It was beautiful, we were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

very_careful.wav(592K) very_careful.mp3(592K) very_careful.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Regional Manager: "Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision. You find this, what do you do?"
Norton's Character: "Well, I gotta tell ya, I'd be very very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that is dangerous, and this button-down oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and stalk from office to office with an armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. It might be someone you've known for years, someone very very close to you."
Narrator: "Tyler's words coming out of my mouth, (snatches paper from his boss) and I used to be such a nice guy."
Norton's Character: "Or maybe, you just shouldn't bring me every little peice of trash you happen to pick up."

prostate.wav(61K) prostate.mp3(61K) prostate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "I wish i could return the favor."
Norton's Character: "There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family."
Marla: "I could check your prostate?"

tyler.wav(204K) tyler.mp3(204K) tyler.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robert "Bob" Paulson (Meatloaf Aday): "Have you heard about the guy that invented this thing?"
Norton's Character: "Well, yeah, actually I uh..."
Bob: "I hear all kinds of things."
Norton's Character: "Yeah."
Bob: "Supposedly he was born in a mental institution, and he sleeps only one hour a night. He's a great man, do you know about Tyler Durden?"

our_gift.wav(70K) our_gift.mp3(70K) our_gift.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Fight club, this was mine and Tyler's gift. Our gift to the world."

new_faces.wav(122K) new_faces.mp3(122K) new_faces.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. (crowd laughing) Shut up. which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of fight club."

potential.wav(136K) potential.mp3(136K) potential.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. bleepdamnit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, and slaves with white collars."

dont_need.wav(69K) dont_need.mp3(69K) dont_need.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Advertising has it's taste in cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy bleep we don't need."

lives.wav(190K) lives.mp3(190K) lives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "We are the middle children of history man, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual one, our great depression is our lives."

we_wont.wav(147K) we_wont.mp3(147K) we_wont.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionairs, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't, and we're slowly learning that fact, and we're very very pissed off."

lost_it.wav(296K) lost_it.mp3(296K) lost_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lou (Peter Iacangelo): "Did you hear what I just said?"
Tyler: "You and your friend."
Lou: "(he hits tyler) You hear me now?"
Tyler: "No, I didn't quite catch that Lou. (hits him again) Still not quite getting it. (again) Ah, ok ok ok, I got it, I got it, I got it. Shit I lost it. (Lou hits him again and he hits the floor)"

laugh.wav(209K) laugh.mp3(209K) laugh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "(laughing) Ah Lou, come on man, we really like this place. (Lou hits him and he continues to laugh.)"

thanks.wav(11K) thanks.mp3(11K) thanks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Thanks Lou."

fight_lose.wav(173K) fight_lose.mp3(173K) fight_lose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "This week each one of you has a homework assignment: You're gonna go out, you're gonna start a fight with a total stranger, you're gonna start a fight, and lose."

iamjacks3.wav(35K) iamjacks3.mp3(35K) iamjacks3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

transportation.wav(233K) transportation.mp3(233K) transportation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Let's pretend, you're the deparment of transportation, ok, someone informs you that this company installs front seat mounting brackets that never pass collision tests, brake linings that fail after a thousand miles, and fuel injectors that explode, and burn everyone alive, what then?"

come_in.wav(276K) come_in.mp3(276K) come_in.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Regional Manager: "Are you threatening me?"
Norton's Character: "No."
Regional Manager: "Get the bleep out of here, you're fired."
Norton's Character: "I have a better solution: you keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant, and in exchange for my salary, my job will be to never tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home."
Regional Manager: "Who who the bleep do you think you are, you crazy little bleep?"

iamjacks4.wav(29K) iamjacks4.mp3(29K) iamjacks4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I am Jack's smirking revenge."

1st_fight.wav(40K) 1st_fight.mp3(40K) 1st_fight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "For some reason, I thought of my first fight with Tyler."

corporate.wav(139K) corporate.mp3(139K) corporate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Telephone, computer, fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks, and 48 airline flight coupons. We now had corporate sponsorship, this is how Tyler and I were able to have fight club every night of the week."

urine.wav(62K) urine.mp3(62K) urine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Tyler was now involved in a class action lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel over the urine content of their soup."

iamjacks5.wav(22K) iamjacks5.mp3(22K) iamjacks5.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I am Jack's wasted life."

you_are_not.wav(254K) you_are_not.mp3(254K) you_are_not.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank, you're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet, you're not your bleeping khackis. You are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world."

conversation.wav(51K) conversation.mp3(51K) conversation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "This conversation."
Norton's Character: "This conversation."
Tyler: "Is over."
Norton's Character: "Is over."

monkey.wav(85K) monkey.mp3(85K) monkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Like a monkey ready to be shot into space, a space monkey, ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good."

compost.wav(249K) compost.mp3(249K) compost.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Listen up magots, you are not special, you are not a beautiful or a unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
Narrator: "Tyler built himself an army."
Tyler: "We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world. We are all part of the same compost heap."

call_off.wav(354K) call_off.mp3(354K) call_off.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Hi, you're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. You're gonna publically state that there is no underground terrorist group, or, these guys are gonna take your balls. Their gonna send one to the LA Times, one to the New York Times, press release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on: we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not bleep with us."

iamjacks.wav(630K) iamjacks.mp3(630K) iamjacks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection."

panda.wav(154K) panda.mp3(154K) panda.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species. (hard packing sounds of a fight) I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those french beaches I'd never see."

psycho_boy.wav(66K) psycho_boy.mp3(66K) psycho_boy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Where'd you go psycho boy?"
Norton's Character: "I felt like destroying something beautiful."

belong.wav(156K) belong.mp3(156K) belong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "You and I started fight club together, do you remember that? It's as much mine as it is your's you know."
Tyler: "Is this about you and me?"
Norton's Character: "Yeah, I thought we were doing this together."
Tyler: "You're missing the point, this does not belong to us. We are not special."
Norton's Character: "bleep that, you should have told me."

sick_of.wav(59K) sick_of.mp3(59K) sick_of.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Goddamdnit, bleep you, bleep fight club, bleep Marla, I am sick of all your bleep."

let_go.wav(88K) let_go.mp3(88K) let_go.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Hitting bottom isn't a weakend retreat. It'a not a bleepdamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything, and just let go."

near_life.wav(48K) near_life.mp3(48K) near_life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "(laughing) We just had a near life experiance."

asleep.wav(51K) asleep.mp3(51K) asleep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Was I asleep, (door slams) had I slept?"

living_thing.wav(70K) living_thing.mp3(70K) living_thing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "The house had become a living thing, wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing."

house_moved.wav(24K) house_moved.mp3(24K) house_moved.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "So many people moving the house moved."

planet_tyler.wav(13K) planet_tyler.mp3(13K) planet_tyler.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Planet Tyler."

hug_walls.wav(55K) hug_walls.mp3(55K) hug_walls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I had the hug the walls, trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys."

under_control.wav(16K) under_control.mp3(16K) under_control.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Angel Face: "It's under control sir."

iamjacks7.wav(87K) iamjacks7.mp3(87K) iamjacks7.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I'm all alone: my father dumped me, Tyler dumped me. I am Jack's broken heart."

what_next.wav(40K) what_next.mp3(40K) what_next.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "What comes next in project Mayhem? Only Tyler knows."

tylers_gone.wav(188K) tylers_gone.mp3(188K) tylers_gone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "Can I come in?"
Norton's Character: "He's not here."
Marla: "What"
Norton's Character: "Tyler isn't here, Tyler went away, Tyler's gone."

a_moron.wav(140K) a_moron.mp3(140K) a_moron.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Proprietor of Dry Cleaners (Christopher John Fields): "I'm not exposed to speak any such information to you, nor would I even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able."
Norton's Character: "You're a moron."
Proprietor of Dry Cleaners: "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

tyler_busy.wav(164K) tyler_busy.mp3(164K) tyler_busy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "Tyler has been busy, setting up franchises all over the country. Was I asleep, had I slept? Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?"

stupidist.wav(137K) stupidist.mp3(137K) stupidist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "What kind of stories?"
Bruised Bar Patron #1 (Anderson Bourell): "Like nobody knows what he looks like."
Bruised Bar Patron #2 (Scotch Ellis Loring): "He has facial reconstructive sugery every three years."
Norton's Character: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Bruised Bar Patron #1: "Is it true about fight club in Miami?"
Bruised Bar Patron #2: "Is Mr. Durden building an army?"

deja_vu.wav(111K) deja_vu.mp3(111K) deja_vu.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu. Everywhere I went, I felt I'd already been there. It was like following an invisible man."

mr_durden.wav(487K) mr_durden.mp3(487K) mr_durden.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bartender in Halo (Michael Shamus Wiles): "Welcome back sir, how have you been?"
Norton's Character: "Do you know me?"
Bartender in Halo: "Is this a test sir?"
Norton's Character: "No, this is not a test."
Bartender in Halo: "You were in here last thursday."
Norton's Character: "Thursday?"
Bartender in Halo: "You were standing exactly where you are now, asking how tight security was. It's tight as a drum sir."
Norton's Character: "Who do you think I am?"
Bartender in Halo: "Are you sure this isn't a test?"
Norton's Character: "No, this is not a test."
Bartender in Halo: "You're Mr. Durden, you're the one who gave me this."
Narrator: "Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked positions."

just_answer.wav(229K) just_answer.mp3(229K) just_answer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Just answer the question Marla, did we do it or not?"
Marla: "You bleep me, then snub me, you love me, you hate me, you show me a sensative side, then you turn into a total bleephole. Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship Tyler?"
Narrator: "We have just lost cabin pressure."
Norton's Character: "What'd you just say? "
Marla: "What is wrong with you?"
Norton's Character: "What'd you just call me? Say my name."
Marla: "Tyler Durden, Tyler Durden, you bleeping freak, what's going on?"

cabin_pressure.wav(27K) cabin_pressure.mp3(27K) cabin_pressure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "We have just lost cabin pressure."

change_life.wav(185K) change_life.mp3(185K) change_life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "You were looking for a way to change your life. You could not do this on your own. All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you want to look, I bleep like you want to bleep, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."

everyday.wav(89K) everyday.mp3(89K) everyday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "People do it everyday: they talk to themselves, they see themselves as they'd like to be, but they don't have the courage that you have to just run with it."

become.wav(192K) become.mp3(192K) become.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Naturally, you're still wrestling with it so, sometimes you're still you. (flashback to earlier scene) Sometimes you imagine yourself watching me. (flashback to earlier scene) But, little by little, you're just letting yourself become Tyler Durden."

insane.wav(79K) insane.mp3(79K) insane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "This is bullbleep, I'm not listening to this, you are insane."
Tyler: "No, you are insane, and we simply do not have time for this crap."

change_over.wav(67K) change_over.mp3(67K) change_over.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Narrator: "It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea."

solid.wav(99K) solid.mp3(99K) solid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "I think something really terrible is about to happen at your building, you have got to..."
Uncredited: "It's under control sir."
Norton's Character: "Excuse me?"
Uncredited: "Don't worry about us sir, we're solid."

free_of_charge.wav(97K) free_of_charge.mp3(97K) free_of_charge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "I'll just have a coffee thanks."
Food Court Matre d' (Joel Bissonnette): "Sir, anything you order is free of charge sir."
Marla: "Why is it free of charge?"
Norton's Character: "Don't ask"
Marla: "Whatever."

clam_chowder.wav(67K) clam_chowder.mp3(67K) clam_chowder.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "I'll have the clam chowder, the fried chicken wih the baked potato with everything, and a chocolate chiffon pie."
Norton's Character: "Clean food please."
Food Court Matre d': "In that case, I would advise against the lady having the clam chowder."
Norton's Character: "No clam chowder thank you."

BLEEPhole_tax.wav(28K) BLEEPhole_tax.mp3(28K) BLEEPhole_tax.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "I'm not paying this back, I consider it bleephole tax."

worst_thing.wav(50K) worst_thing.mp3(50K) worst_thing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "Tyler, you're the worst thing that ever happened to me."

leader.wav(103K) leader.mp3(103K) leader.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Hello, I need you to arrest me, I am the leader of a terrorist organization responsible for various acts of vandlism, and assult all over the city."

many_cells.wav(81K) many_cells.mp3(81K) many_cells.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "This is a tightly regimented organization, with many cells capable of operating completely independant of central leadership."

get_his_balls.wav(73K) get_his_balls.mp3(73K) get_his_balls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Detective: "You said if anyone ever interfers with project mayhem, even you, we got to get his balls."

police.wav(30K) police.mp3(30K) police.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Are you bleeping out of your minds, you're police officers."

lead_salad.wav(45K) lead_salad.mp3(45K) lead_salad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "The first person that comes out this bleeping door gets a, gets a lead salad. You understand?"

i_ran.wav(42K) i_ran.mp3(42K) i_ran.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid."

underpants.wav(54K) underpants.mp3(54K) underpants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "What the bleep are you doing? Running around in your underpants, man, you look like a crazy person."

i_asked.wav(17K) i_asked.mp3(17K) i_asked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "I asked you not to do that."

whoa.wav(121K) whoa.mp3(121K) whoa.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Whoa, Ok, you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitroglycerine"

flashback.wav(62K) flashback.mp3(62K) flashback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "I still can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Ah, flashback humor."

loser.wav(50K) loser.mp3(50K) loser.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "You created me, I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better."

let_us_down.wav(59K) let_us_down.mp3(59K) let_us_down.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Have I ever let us down? How far have you come because of me?"

thank_me.wav(96K) thank_me.mp3(96K) thank_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "I will bring us thruogh this, as always, I will carry you kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me."

gun_in_my.wav(199K) gun_in_my.mp3(199K) gun_in_my.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "I can figure this out, I can figure this out, this isn't even real, you're not real, the gun isn't even in your hAnd the gun is in my hand."
Tyler: "Hey, good for you, doesn't change a thing."

our_head.wav(72K) our_head.mp3(72K) our_head.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "Why would you want to put a gun to your head?"
Norton's Character: "Not my head Tyler, our head."

listen.wav(135K) listen.mp3(135K) listen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "Tyler, I want you to really listen to me."
Tyler: "Ok."
Norton's Character: "My eyes are open."

smell.wav(22K) smell.mp3(22K) smell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tyler: "What't that smell?"

medical.wav(57K) medical.mp3(57K) medical.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, no no sir, he's not kidding, you look really awfull. You need medical assistance."
Norton's Character: "I'm fine."

your_face.wav(67K) your_face.mp3(67K) your_face.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "What kind of sick bleeping game are you playing, putting me on a bleeping b... Oh my god, your face."
Norton's Character: "Yeah, I know."

standing.wav(34K) standing.mp3(34K) standing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I can't believe he's standing."
: "One tough motherbleeper."

its_ok.wav(390K) its_ok.mp3(390K) its_ok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marla: "Who did this?"
Norton's Character: "I did actually. Find some gauze."
Marla: "You shot yourself?"
Norton's Character: "Yes, but it's ok. Marla, look at me, I'm really ok. Trust me, everything is going to be fine."

you_met_me.wav(28K) you_met_me.mp3(28K) you_met_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Norton's Character: "You met me at a very strange time in my life."

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