Taj: "I connot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand. You know, I wanted to (how is it?) park the porpoise, you know. I want to take it through the car wash, baby, you know. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. You know, air dry that bleep, yeah. And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder."