Taj: "I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night, and I just wanted to bring my a game."
Van: "Taj, come on, look, that's what I'm here for. Alright? Now, follow my fool proof plan, and I'm going to help you put the bang in Banglapur. All you need are the three fundamentals: Scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down. Hey, no cock pump."
Taj: "No cock pump. Barry white."