Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds): "First year can be kind of scary can't it, Timmy?"
Suicidal Freshman (Chris Owen): "My names not..."
Van: "But you know what I've learned here in my seven years here at Coolidge, Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life and death matter, because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down."
Suicidal Freshman: "I don't have a pen."
Van: "Well, remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, bit I believe in you."