Jusitn 'MILF' Guy #1 (Justin Isfeld): "Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. Hey, you are a god."
John 'MILF' Guy #2 (John Cho): "Holy bleep, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick cause I gotta piss so bad, I would shake your hand."